I was in a strange mood today and this is what happened…
Lucy woke up and rubbed her eyes sleepily.
"Yum… Ribena…" she said randomly. Her eyes widened. "Ribena!" she screamed, and ran over to the giant Ribena bottle.
"Hey! Get off my Ribena!" Edmund screamed, and pushed the Ribena off the table. It shattered. "Oops.." he said.
"Where did he come from anyway?" asked Susan. "He wasn't here a moment ago."
"You're one to talk." Edmund retorted. "Where did you come from?"
I made you be here! Because I have control over the story! HA HA HA!
"Beeabeeon49, this is OUR story." complained Peter, who also appeared out of nowhere.
NO! I AM THE CONTROLLER! YOU MUST BOW TO ME!
Beeabeeon49 then randomly disappeared in a puff of smoke, and everyone rejoiced.
"LET'S PARTY!" screamed Susan, and ripped off her clothes to reveal her party clothes, and everyone else followed suit.
Then Yellow Submarine randomly started playing, and everyone started dancing. Then Caspian randomly climbed in through the window.
CASPIAN! GO AWAY! YOU DON'T COME IN UNTIL THE NEXT BOOK!
Caspian disappeared.
"Err… I thought you disappeared in smoke." Susan said stupidly.
"Yeah…" Lucy laughed liltingly. She then got hit by Beeabeeon49 for the unnecessary alliteration.
IT'S MY STORY! I CAN DO AS I WISH!
"Edmund, what did you come in for, anyway?" asked a random reader. (Alliteration noted.)
"I came to change Lucy's diaper."
"Okayyy…"