Xemnas and Kingdom Hearts forever
Odd paring.. I don't own Kingdom Hearts!
It was in the afternoon at the Castle that Never Was. Xemnas was at the Alter of Naught talking to Kingdom Hearts. (Doesn't he know that it doesn't talk back? I guess not).
"Oh Kingdom Hearts, I love you so much", said Xemnas.
All of a sudden Saix came in the Alter of Naught.
"Superior, I have news for you", said Saix.
"Can't you see I'm busy?" Asked Xemnas.
Xemnas doesn't like it when members entered the Alter of Naught, while he was talking to Kingdom Hearts.
"Yes, I know you are, but I-", Saix got cut off by Xemnas.
"I'm busy, now get out!" Yelled Xemnas.
"Yes sir", said Saix as he formed a black portal, and teleported away.
"Peace and quit, Kingdom Hearts I have something to ask you. Oh whats that you say? Oh don't get scared now. I have something to ask you. Will you marry me?" Asked Xemnas.
(O.o what? Is he nuts or what?)
"Oh you do, I must tell the others", said Xemnas as he teleported to the Gray Area.
"LISTEN UP MEMBERS, I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE", yelled Xemnas.
"What is it Xemmy?" Asked Demyx.
"Tell us you old coot", said Xigbar.
"Kingdom Hearts and I are engaged", said Xemnas happily.
Everyone; O.o
"That is great", said Saix.
"Whens the wedding?" Asked Roxas.
"I'm not sure but it will be soon. Now goodbye", said Xemnas as he teleported back to the Alter of Naught.
"He's marrying a stupid heart, that isn't even alive", said Larxene.
"He loves Kingdom Hearts so much", said Saix.
"I have the perfect flowers for the wedding", said Marluixa.
"Just for a heart. I'm not going to the wedding", said Larxene.
"Just go to make the Superior happy", said Saix.
"It's kinda weird, that he is going to marry a heart", said Axel.
"I think we all should think of plans for the wedding, after your missions", said Saix.
"Yeah, I'll play music", said Demyx.
"Go to your missions now", said Saix.
Everyone left to go do their missions.
That was so wired. Thanks for reading! Next chapter coming soon! :)