A/N: This is the parallel universe of that Hogwarts we know. It's in Fifth year, Umbridge is WAY different that we know, most likely more than anyone else! But I'm not gonna mention her much.

Warning: OOCness, Swearing, Yaoi, Slash, M/M, F/F, Yuri, Hentai, Threesome, Moresome, Shonen-ai, M/F, Graphic lemons, - limes (oral), - citruses, Dirty talking, Weird uses of wands and brooms, NO PLOT AT ALL!

Disclaimer: I DON'T own Harry Potter, Hogwarts, or anything else in this story, unless I put © before a name, then it's one of my OC's.

Draco Malfoy. (Warnings: Yaoi, Lime, OOCness, A little swearing, Some drama in the end).

Potter walked down the hallway, alone, Weasley and Granger properly busy fucking each others brains out. Soon, I'll gonna do the same to Potter. I'll gonna walk up behind him, pin him to the wall and kiss him hard on the mouth and just fuck him up against the cold stonewall.

I was about the get out of my hiding place around the corner then I saw Snape walk down from behind me. He stopped just in front of me.

"What are you doing here all alone mister Malfoy?" he asked with that deep, sexy voice of his and looked down into my steel grey eyes. My eyes looked hungry up at him, my mouth forming a little sexy smile before I stepped closer, pressing my body up against his.

"Well, I'm not quite sure, professor, maybe you can tell me what I shouldn't be doing so I make sure not to do them?" I asked in a husky voice, only whispering the 'not' and licking the corner of my mouth, snaking my hands up his thighs, arms and sides and down over his shoulders, his chest, stomach and just round his growing dick. I smirked, I just loved how I was able to seduce guys by just talking and running my hand up their chest, and the fact that it also worked on Snape was just brilliant.

Snape's tongue came out of his mouth to wet his lips. "I'll suggest that you doesn't stop talking, doesn't stop touching me and stop avoiding touching my dick." He hissed at me and looked down at my hands through half linnet eyes. I could feel my own dick grow at that sexy sign above me.

"As you want, sir," I said and moved my hands down to his groin and pumped it trough the fabrics. He hissed as I squeezed it. He spelled the buttons up and pulled down his zipper, letting his dick flop out to stand proud. I smirked and ghosted my fingertips up over the sensitive skin, knowing that I teased him to the breaking point. "Tell me what to do, sir, so I don't make a mess out of this," I said low, knowing my hot breath ghosted over his lips.

"Ah – Get on your knees and suck me of like that little whore you are, having such naughty thoughts of your teacher and godfather." He said growling through his teethes. I formed my mouth to a little 'o' and looked up at him with big eyes. "Are you going to punish me for thinking those naughty thoughts?" I asked innocent.

He looked down at me, annoyance shinning in his eyes, which only made him hotter. "I am going to punish you if you don't get on your knees soon and suck me off, you little bitch." I shivered, loved the cold of his voice when he ordered me around. I took hold of his dick and lowered down on my knees, blowing air on the head. Seeing the reaction on the dick, the red, damp, swollen dick was fascinating. I opened his mouth and took the head inside of it, feeling how it twisted, begging me for more attention. And I was going to give it to it. I played with the tip of the head, slowly, oh so slowly, did I go farther down the length. I could hear how Snape's breath got caught in his throat from time to time and I loved every moment of how to tease my teacher so bad.

Not long after I felt his hands in my hair, messing it up completely, grabbing it tight and pushing my face hard down on his dick, trusting it deep down my throat. I wasn't prepared at the movement and my gag reflex kicked in. I managed to hold it down while Snape fucked my mouth. I just let my jaw hang loosely, concentrating on breathing through my nose.

I lifted my hands, setting the left on his thigh and began to toy with his balls with the other. He soon after pulled out of my mouth and laid it beside my nose, making me smell the sent of his dick and my spit.

"Pump it!" was all he said and let go of my hair with his right hand. I switched my hands so it was my left hand toying with his balls while my right hand lifted the stone hard dick of my face and began to pump it. First slowly, then I speeded up a bit, little by little and soon enough was I pumping his dick as fast as my hand could go. I had to stop toying with his balls because my hand couldn't keep up with the one pumping my teacher's dick.

I could feel Snape's dick twist violent between my fingers and I opened my mouth, preparing myself for the sperm there was going to come out in a few seconds. I tighten my fingers around his dick, trying to press the orgasm out.

"FUCK!"

I closed my eyes, stock out my tongue and let the cum get all over my face. I could feel the hot sticky substance hit my tongue, cheeks, nose, chin, eyes and forehead, for short, all of my face. While the orgasm painted my face I pumped the softening dick, making sure that I got it all out and didn't disappoint my professor and godfather.

I removed my hand from the now soft dick and spread my fingers. I slowly and carefully opened my eyes, knowing I got cum on my eyelids, and looked at my fingers. I then began to lick my fingers clean, looking up at a recovering Snape. He stuffed his dick back in his pants, zipped them up and spelled the button closed with a wave of his hand before he sat down on one knee in front of me. I blushed now knowing what to thing, not daring to think anything.

"You were a tease." Was all he said. I blinked, where was he going with that information? "So as your punishment, you have to keep my sperm on your face for the rest of the day."

"WHAT!?" I screamed, drawing a few students attention to us but I didn't care."You can't do that!"

Snape smirked. "Do you prefer detention with professor McGonagall?"

My eyes widen. Everything than that! "You wouldn't dare, not against your best student!" I jumped up on my feet and lifted my arm to vibe the sperm of off my face.

"If you do that you'll get detention with professor McGonagall for sure," a voice said behind me. Snape lifted himself up when I turned around and stood face to face with Harry Potter, the one I could be fucking senseless now if it wasn't for Snape. My eyes narrowed and a low growl escaped my lips. "And why do you know that, Potter?" I asked through my teethes and lifted my chin, looking down on him. He just smiled up at me.

"You don't get any intimidating by that then your face is covered in cum. And I know because I'd tried." Potter snuggled like it was nothing.

"WTF?! When?" I asked, grabbing his shoulders.

"Third year." He grinned, leaning forward until our noses touched. "Why, are you jealous?"

I pushed him away and took a step back. "Hell no, why should I? It's just because of your eyes, Sev was all over heels in love with your mother!" *HA! In your fucking face, Potter!* I thought.

His eyes narrowed and he said: "Fuck you ferret." Before stepping forward, taking my face in his hands and before I could move away, he had licked a big spot of cum from my left cheek. Shit, now Snape would give me detention for sure, unless he punishes Potter for doing such a thing.

But that didn't stop my slowly growing erection.

A/N: This was first chapter, hope you all got a (lady)boner or a nosebleed. And I apologise for the drama-bid at the end, it just got out of nowhere, I couldn't stop it! SORRY!

Anywho, I plan to make next chapter kinda Draco and Harry, but it could be a threesome or a moresome, you choose! Send me a review with an idea or just a couple and then I choose who and what to write in the next chapter. And I will not write which pairing(s) I had choose, only one of the characters from the HP world will be standing in top of the chapter, that the person the P.O.V. comes from.

And please no harsh flames, I'll love to know that I did wrong so I can correct it, but no hate comments, please.

~ FanficPrinsess *3*