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The Renegades Movie

(I wrote it out!)

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Lloyd's group had attacked for no reason at all! While Lloyd distracted Yuan and Botta, Genis began to cast his powerful lightning spell, Indignation. Yuan saw this and started to run back toward the base. Too late.

"INDIGNATION!"

(Insert funny Katamari GIF here)

Yuan lay smoking in the sands of Triet. Botta began to drag him away from the scene.

"Sir, you've been defeated! Let's go!"

Back at the base

Yuan was in his office. He couldn't sem to figure out why Lloyd and his friends had suddenly attacked them. He turned to Botta, who was standing beside him.

"Why did they attack us? I thought we had a truce!" Yuan told his lieutenant.

Botta stroked his beard thoughtfully. After a few moments, he said, "Sir, perhaps it was the-"

"LORD YUAN!"

Yuan looked up and saw one of the Renegades standing in the door of his office. He stood up quickly. "What is it?"

"There's something outside the base!" the Renegade said. "It looks like a...FLUFFY GOLDEN CHICKEN!!"

Yuan almost laughed. "Fluffy golden chicken? You've gotta be kidding," he said. "I'm gonna go see for myself." And with that he dashed outside. Botta quickly followed him.

Sure enough, there was a fluffy golden chicken outside of the Renegade base. The thing was huge. It stood over eight feet tall! The barnyard beast noticed Yuan looking fearfully up at him.

"Bokbokbokbok."

Yuan was horrified. "OH MY GOD! A CHICKEN!!" he screamed.

The chicken suddenly ruffled and puffed out its feathers, and it looked twice as big. It was angry now. "Bok, ERUPTION, bok!" it screeched. Fire and lava burst from the sand and enveloped Yuan.

"AAAHHH, I'M ON FIRE!!" Yuan wailed. He rolled around miserably in the hot sand while the huge bird approached him.

Botta gasped. "Oh no, Lord Yuan is in trouble!" he cried. "I'll save you, sir!" He grabbed his sword, which was conveniently leaning by the door, and ran to face the giant chicken.

"Bokbok!!" The chicken clucked angrily at Botta and began to run toward him.

Botta quickly cast an Earth spell. "STALAGMITE!!" A large, pointy rock shot up from the ground directly under the chicken. The big bird was tossed up into the air. It flapped its wings desperately, but since chickens can't fly, it plummeted to the ground. It hit the sand with a loud thud, and sand shot up everywhere.

"Is it dead?" Botta came closer to see if the chicken was dead.

"Bok, FIREBALL, bok!" The fluffy golden chicken leapt up and began to spit fireballs every which way. One hit Botta's hand.

"Oh no! I'm on fire!" Botta cried. A breeze passed by, and suddenly the fire was out! "Hey, it's gone somehow!" he said happily. He turned back to the berserk chicken. "Stone Blast!" Stones of various sizes attacked the chicken all at once.

"Bok bok bok...!" The chicken fell onto its side and disappeared.

Botta looked back at Yuan, whose hair was still smoldering. "Sir, are you alright?" he asked.

Yuan nodded and smiled. "Yes, Botta...thanks to you." He patted his lieutenant's back in appreciation.

Botta grinned and blushed deeply. "Th-thank you, sir."

Yuan raised an eyebrow. "What's with the blushing?" he asked nervously. "Anyway, let's go on back." He started back towards the base.

Botta smiled. "Yes, sir!" He followed his leader back inside.