Ok, so first off, I really hope this is an original title. Kind of cheesy, I know, but if someone else is using it, PLEASE TELL ME! *stands back, satisfied* There. That got your attention, didn't it? Anyway, once again, I am publishing a story that is unfinished. (Cause we all know how well that goes for me, right? :P) However, something is different here. And that something is that I only have one more chapter left to write! Great, right? That means that, for once, I'll be able to update regularly! :D I don't think I'm going to set a schedule, but I will try and update whenever I get a chance. If that doesn't happen, I'll probably update Saturday or Sunday, cause those are pretty much my only free days of the week. So yeah, I actually did okay with this fic! Not my best writing, but some parts are bad and some, I think, are good. So please, enjoy!

I do not own The Avengers or The Justice League.

Chapter One: Tony's Brilliant Idea

Tony Stark looked around, a wide grin spread across his face. He had actually gotten the Avengers and the Justice League together! Of course, he was splitting them up into pairs, but... well, he got the Avengers and the Justice League together! That was an achievement in of itself. The he frowned.

"Where's the green guy? Martian Manhunter? Love the name, by the way." Tony said.

"Someone had to be on Monitor duty." Bruce Wayne (everyone was in civvies) growled. "J'onn drew the long stick."

"Long stick? Bats, I'm hurt." Tony pouted.

"Don't call me Bats." Bruce bit out.

"Whatevs." Tony said, rolling his eyes. "Anyway, I decided to split us into pairs. So we've got Super America, Spidergirl, Green Machine, Mythbusters, Stella Luna, and mad scientists. Get with your partner!"

They stared at him blankly. None of them got any of that. Tony sighed but situated them, bodily moving each person to their partner. It turned out Steve Rogers and Clark Kent were Super America, Natasha Romanoff and Shayera were Spidergirl ("Lame." Natasha had snorted.), Bruce Banner and John Stewart were Green Machine, Thor and Diana Prince were Mythbusters ("I was proud of that one." Tony boasted.), Clint Barton and Bruce Wayne were Stella Luna, and Tony and Barry Allen were mad scientists ("We couldn't be something cooler?" Barry whined.).

"Oh yeah, and apparently Stella Luna's 2/3 bird and 1/3 bat instead of half and half. Ba- Bruce brought along his sidekick, Robin. Or Richard 'Dick' Grayson." Tony said, pointing at the small twelve year old next to Bruce.

"I'm not a sidekick." Dick hissed, glaring at Tony.

"Alright, alright." Tony said, raising his hands. "No need to have a hissy fit." He grinned. "Or a chirpy fit."

"Shut up, Stark." Clint sighed.

"Close your beak, Feathers." Tony retorted.

"Iron Ass."

"Language!" Steve barked. He was starting to get used to it, but that didn't mean they could curse it out next to a kid!

Clark nodded in agreement. "How about we split up and go out?"

"Sounds good." Natasha said, leaving with Shayera.

Tony turned toward where Clint was supposed to be, saying, "Control your-" before he stopped, open mouthed. Clint, Bruce, and Dick had all disappeared. "How do they do that?"

And that's it for now! Also, I'm at a bit of a disagreement with myself. One part of me wants to post the chapters so that I'll have a total of eight, six with the way the meetings go and one meeting per chapter. Another part of me wants to post them so I'll have a total of five, three with the way the meetings go and two meetings per chapter. The problem with the first one is that some of the meetings are most likely not longer than 500 words, some probably even shorter (although some are probably over 1k). The problem with the second one is that I'll have less chapters. It's honestly your choice. If you don't review I'll probably go with the first option, as that gives me more chapters and I kind of like it better that way. So make sure you review and tell me what you think!

Oh yeah, and the reason I added Dick is that he's too adorable and I couldn't resist. Also, I haven't read any of the comics except for Hawkeye's, so some of that will probably be OOC. I did my best, though.

Please review! And sorry for the long ANs.