I was going through my docs and found this! So I reedited it and published it f or you guys. Sigh, well anyways, hi guys, what's up? How's life? As a side note, Jasper shippers…feel free to replace Reyna's name with Piper's and praetors with demigods, and so on, yeah, it's not really a pairing based fic, so for what it's worth, Jason could be just with some random girl, or boy for that matter, whatever.

Disclaimer: I. DON'T. OWN. THESE. CHARACTERS. But that doesn't mean I can't wish ;)

Thalia sighed; there wasn't much to do after the Great War had ended, so the hunters now had a lot of free time. Maybe I should iris message Jason, she thought. Thalia threw a drachma into a nearby fountain, "Oh Iris, goddess of the Rainbow, accept my offering, show me Jason Grace." Let's just say the Grace sister was…met with an unexpected surprise…

"HOLY SHIT! ZEUS' MASTER LIGHTNING BOLT, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST INTERRUPT!?" Thalia screeched, what the fuck indeed, Thalia. The scene she saw was of the senate house in New Rome, but that wasn't the scarring part. No, not even close. Instead she had iris messaged into an all out make out scene between the two great praetors of Camp Jupiter, however, she was started to reconsider the "great" part. (AN: I'll spare you the graphics, but feel free to let your own perverted minds imagine it…)

"HOLY JUPITER!" Jason let out a bunch of Latin curses she didn't understand.

And surprisingly Reyna lost her "cool composer" and screamed, "AH! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?"

"I just wanted to say hi to my baby brother," Thalia began calmly, "Maybe not really a "baby", considering what I just…uh…saw."

Both of them blushed furiously, "Well if you still want to speak to him…" Reyna made a move for the door. However, Jason didn't look to enthusiastic to explain what had just happened to Thalia, and shot her a pleading look.

"Yeah, thanks," Thalia nodded gratefully and said, once Reyna was out the door, "Jason…"

"Hey Thals!" Jason fidgeted around a bit.

"Jason…"

"Thalia?"

"Jason."

"Thalia?"

"JASON!"

"Th-thalia?"

"JASON GRACE!"

"I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO IRIS MESSAGE IN ON THAT! I SWEAR WE WERE JUST DOING PAPER WORK AND-"

"You decided to take a break,"

Jason flushed an even darker red, "Uh…yeah. But you were the one that iris messaged me in the first place!"

"And you were the one with that…moment going on."

"Thalia!"

"It's ok Jason. It's ok I'm not mad at you-"

"You aren't? Oh good, because I thought I'd have to explain more and-"

"-As long as we have the talk. Don't want my little bro to be unsafe!"

"I-THALIA!" Jason looked like a tomato, even his blond hair looked red.

"I'm joking Jason."

"Don't scare me like that! Really! I almost had a heart attack!"

"Oh, I'm glad you didn't! Then we couldn't…well…"

"Couldn't what?"

"Nothing Jason, bye!"

"WAIT, THALIA! TELL ME!"

"Ok…if you insist…"

"I do."

"Have the talk."

"WHAT! You-YOU SAID YOU WERE JOKING!"

"Bye Jacey! I'll have iris message you later! Probably at a more convenient time! Oh, and promise not to do anything reckless until we discuss… well you know!" and with that Thalia, smirking, and out of breath, ended that iris message.