Important: The facts in this story are NOT up to date with the latest episodes. Even the little details. (such as Sue's nickname for Kurt being "Porcelain").

Chapter 1

Dear Journal,

another slow day here at William McKinley High. My plan to destroy glee club fell through once more. No one even got hurt! Can you believe that? It's like I was never even there. I tried trapping those freaks in that stinky old classroom that's under construction, but thanks to the fact that they had just taken the windows out of that room, they were all able to escape and now everyone's happy again but ME.

*sigh* Oh journal, I am very relieved that I can let out my anger, frustration, and plots to you. It really prevents me from getting totally worked up over life. I mean it's not like I can talk like this around any co-workers or friends. Actually, I don't really have any friends, so there goes that. They would all just laugh at me. Humiliation… embarrassment… It's like-

"Coach?"

Sue looked up from her journal to see the bottle blonde Brittany standing in the doorway of her office.

"Coach, there's a big fight going on in the girls' locker room right now. People are throwing jump ropes, towels, sports bras, and other stuff at each other."

Sue slapped her journal shut and shoved it into her desk drawer without looking. It didn't close all the way, but she didn't care at that moment. She stormed out of the room towards the locker room.

"They're going to wreck my equipment," she mumbled as she left the room.

Brittany watched her leave and then looked back at Sue's desk noticing the journal that had slipped out of the drawer and onto the floor.

Out of curiosity, Brittany crouched down and slid the book towards her. She looked at the plain, brown cover. She picked it up and began flipping through the pages. She looked behind her to see if anyone was looking and then, discreetly slipped it into her book bag. She then left the office.

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In the choir room, the glee members were all full of chit chat to one another. Brittany took a seat next to Santana in the back of the room. She took out Sue's journal and began looking it over.

Santana leaned in to see what she was looking at. "What's that?" she questioned.

"I found it in Sue's office. I think it might be like a diary or something," Brittany said blandly.

"Ooh! Lemme see!" Santana said excitedly as she tore the book out of Brittany's hands.

Santana flipped through the pages in search of some juicy gossip she could stir up.

"Is it one of the Cheerios'?"

"I don't know," Brittany said disregarding the fact that Sue's name was printed on the front, "I found it under Coach Sue's desk."

"You don't think this is Sue's diary do you?" Santana asked with a slight smile spreading across her face.

Santana flipped to a random page. She and Brittany read it to themselves. They then burst out into a fit of giggles, drawing the attention of the other glee students towards them.

The rest of the room's eyes fell on the two cheerleaders in the back of the room.

"What are you two so happy about?" Mercedes questioned suspiciously.

Santana answered through her laughter, "Brittany found Sue's diary!"

"What!" cried a few other students.

"And you're reading it?" Kurt exclaimed.

"Duh!" Santana shot back.

"That's wrong!" Kurt cried, "That's a totally cruel sick thing to do to someone. A diary is where a person can express their feelings and hide their secrets. You're not supposed to read someone else's diary!"

"Kurt's right!" Rachel stood up. She continued, "Besides, you two can get in so much trouble for that. Brittany, whatever possessed you to steal her diary like that!"

Brittany shrugged and said plainly, "I don't know… I thought there might be, like, a secret treasure map or something inside."

Rachel slapped her palm over her eyes and then threw her arms in the air and cried, "Omigosh! You know, when Sue finds out that you two stole her diary and read it-"

Santana rolled her eyes dramatically and said, "She's not going to find out. God!"

"How do you know? Once she finds out that it's gone, she's going to freak!" Rachel said.

Puck pulled the book out of Santana's hands and said with a crooked grin, "Hey, there's some interesting stuff in here. How about a little read aloud?"

"Don't you dare!" Rachel ordered. But Puck began to read a journal entry aloud anyway. Rachel threw her arms down to her sides and gasped in frustration. She couldn't stand being ignored like this.

Puck read, "Dear Journal, that rash came back. I think it's from stress. Probably from that rotten freak club of Shuester's. Because of them, that rash is spreading all over my-"

"Yeah! Okay! Already too much information!" Finn interrupted as he put his hand up. Puck was laughing lightly to himself. Tina and Mercedes exchanged disgusted glances.

Puck continued reading a couple of entries out loud. Some of the members covered their mouths a few times in horror or disgust.

After a few more entries, Rachel loudly interrupted, "Okay! Enough! Oh god, I'm feeling all paranoid right now."

"I think I've been scarred for life," Kurt stated.

"You know, I could've gone all my life without knowing any of that stuff," Artie said.

Finn put in, "Yeah. How about we just put the diary back and forget this ever happened okay?"

Puck closed the book and said, "Dude! This stuff is hilarious! We've gotta show this around school."

"Are you crazy!" Rachel exclaimed, "You've got to be kidding me. Only a complete moron would go posting this around school. Do you know how wrong that is! How stupid that is? And how much trouble you can get in when Sue finds out that you put this around school!"

Finn added, "Yeah, man. Besides, I highly doubt that anyone in this school is going to want to know anything about Sue's scary impulses, and … plots to destroy glee club and… her various rashes that she gets on her…" Finn waved his finger in the air trying to find the word to complete his sentence.

Kurt decided to speak before he could say any more. "I agree with Rachel. Sharing someone's diary with the entire school is completely cruel," he said strongly.

"Easy, easy! Relax guys!" Puck said throwing his hands up in defense. "So what? Think about all the cruel things that Sue's done to us in the past."

All of the glee members all looked up in thought as a quick flashback montage appeared in their heads of all the cruel, sick things Sue had done to them in the past year or so. Memories of Sue doing things from publicly humiliating them, to plotting with opposing glee clubs, to even physically injuring them.

Puck looked around at everyone. He then said, "Well… I'll take that thoughtful silence as a, 'yes, Puck! Let's totally show this around school'." He then put the journal in his backpack.