This is a Moulin Rouge/LotR crossover. The story and songs are from Moulin Rouge but the characters are those of the deadjournal RolePlaying Game Canonballs (http://www.geocities.com/canoballsrpg/home) so relationships aren't your average LotR relationships.

Sooooo NOT MINE NOT MINE NOT MINE....or well the RPG IS mine but the characters aren't so...NOT MINE. Thankyou

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Fade in on a red curtain and a maestro in a tuxedo in front preparing to conduct. We see that the conductor is Daelir.

The curtains open and reveal the 4th Age Fox logo and the fanfare is lead by Dae's spastic conducting.

Cancan music plays

The curtains close and open again and we see 4th Age Fox again but with an aged film apearance.

Next the Logo for our films title. Meeting Hall!

The cancan music ends and we hear instead softer music fade in. The screen reads Rohan 3020 3rd age.

(nearing the turn of the age it is a time of change in middle earth. The war is over, the kingdoms of men are reunited and ring bearers prepare to leave middle earth in the wake of the war and in the midst of change a new social movement takes place. Arda Bohemian.)

A man in costume stands in the door of a windmill and sings.

Peregrin:

There was a boy.

A very strange enchanted boy. ::Faramirs picture fades in::

They say he wandered very far, very far

over land and sea ::we fly over Rohan::

A little shy

And sad of eye

But very wise was he

Then one day ::we enter an apartment window::

One magic day he passed my way

And while we spoke of many things

Fools and Kings

This he said to me ::Faramir begins to type::

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

::typeing:: The Meetting Hall

::voice over (VO):: The Meeting Hall, a night club, a skateing rink and a bordello. ::we see cancan elves and wraithy gentlemen::

::VO:: Ruled over by Professor Johnny. ::we see the professor and hear him yell THE MEETING HALL!::

::VO:: A kingdom of nighttime pleasure where the bored and and lifeless came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the Arda. The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. Eowyn. A shieldmadien who sold her love to men. They called her "The White Lady of Rohan," and she was the star of the Meeting Hall. The woman I loved...is..dead. I first came to Rohan one year ago. It was 3019, the summer of love. I knew nothing of the Meeting Hall, Professor Johnny...or Eowyn. Arda had been swept up in a bohemian revolution and I had traveled from Gondor to be a part of it. On the hill in Rohan was the city of Eudoras. It was not as my father had said.

::flashback::

Denny: A village of sin!

::present::

But the center of the Bohemian world. Musicians, painters writers. They were known as "the children of the Revolution."

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