Jack Sparrow- Eunuch


My God what has she done to Jack, right? No, I haven't gotten him castrated. Basically Jack meets an old friend in Tortuga and an accord is come to. I'm probably taking down Rum and Roses soon for a touch up, then it will be back.



"We're devil's we're black seep we're really bad eggs drink up me hearties yo-ho!

Yo-ho yo-ho a pirate's life for me! I love this song!"


"Drink up me hearties, yo-ho." He muttered, taking a swig of his ale and looking gloomily up. Many people stared at him, totally not used to this side of Jack Sparrow. (Captain Jack Sparrow!!!) The only time he had ever acted this way was...

"By God, did the bloke lose the Pearl again?"

"Don't know mate, 'e ain't said one word."

Jack sneered. "No, sir, I did not lose the Pearl again!"

"Then what is it?"

He shifted uncomfortably. "Found out me girl wasn't a girl."

"Well, what's wrong with a fella?"

He glared. "Was a eunuch!"

'OOOooooooo' most of them muttered, knowing how he despised eunuchs. They all went about their business then, bartenders tending bar, people fighting, shooting, upturning tables, women flirting, people selling things. Jack shook his head. "Always somethin'." He took another sip and nearly choked as he beheld who walked through the door.

The man grinned seeing him, moving to the table and extending a hand. "Jack! I'm glad I found you!"

Jack stood, unable to hide a light lifting of the corners of his mouth. "What's your business in Tortuga, sir?"

Will Turner's smile faded. "Well, you see, it's Elizabeth."

Jack chuckled. "If the young missus Turner's been kidnaped by a crew of buckaroo's and a captain so evil that Hell itself spat him back out again, sorry, can't help."

"No, no. That's not it at all." Will ran a hand through his hair. "You see she gave birth last week, boy, and I wanted to ask permission to use your name, for my son, Jack."

This was anything but what Jack was prepared for him to say. "My name? Captain Jack Sparrow?"

Will laughed. "No, just Jack, or Jack Sparrow if we really want to get the Governor's attention, course Turner will be the last name."

For the first time in his life, Jack had no clue as to what to say. "Well, erm, Will. That is quite an honor of you to ask of me..."

"Oh thats only part of it."

"What's the rest of it?"

Will's smile was radiant. "Well, Elizabeth doesn't like the idea much, but I want you to come stay with us. Only for a while, we'll come up with a name and relation for you. I greatly want you to be there with us to see this."

"Let me get this straight, not only do you want to name your son for me but you want me to come live with yeh, have a new name have to be part of 3 a.m. feedings, and other nightly exasperations and you think I'll enjoy it?"

Will smiled and shoved a finger playfully into the other man's chest. "Exactly."

Jack looked at him, pretending to consider. "No thanks."

Will's face fell. "Jack, it's a beautiful blessed event! You obviously aren't going to have your own, so why the hell not see what it's like?"

"First," Jack said, slamming his mug against the table. "I ain't gonna show me face in Port Royal because so far as I know Commodore Norrignton is still Commodore and about. Secondly, I've no time to be playing Uncle, we're leaving tomorrow set to make berth on the shore's of the Isla de Muerta next week, yes Mr. Turner, I'm going back. And third, how would you know if I had any? I could have a million running around and not know it."

Will bit his lip, forcing himself to stay calm. "You're going after Cortez's treasure again?"

Jack snorted. "You honestly don't think I'm that stupid do you?"

Will grinned. "Of course, you're dishonest." Suddenly, he perked slightly, and eyed Jack. "I'll tell you what, you come spend a month with Elizabeth and I, hidden from the Commodore, and under my life's protection, I will sail to Isla de Muerta with you, a month under your command. Do we have an accord?" He offered Jack his hand.

Jack grinned at the younger man. 'Yeh never learn, do you Turner?' He thought to himself. He took Will's hand and shook it. "Agreed."

Will eyed him closely, then smiled. "All right, agreed."

"Boys, to ship, now!" Jack alerted his crew, receiving a scowl from Anna Maria. "And lady."

Will watched in horror as the crew went to ready the ship. "Wait, they're coming with us? And the Pearl, you'd never make it into..."

"Oh no Mr. Turner, we aren't going into Port Royal. See, you didn't say we had to go see the child first, so we're going to the Isla de Muerta first." Jack put on his hat, and ambled out of the pub.


"The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow, has a nice ring to it, eh?"

Will scowled as he leaned over the railing, staring into the midnight blue waters. He had the most gut wrenching feeling that Jack would go for the cursed Treasure of Cortez either way. And now because he had not been thinking he would not see his wife and son for over a month.

"Glaring at the water isn't going to make it swallow you up."

Will nearly smiled. "No harm trying."

Jack made his way over to hm. "Stop acting like woman, this is your own fault."

"How am I acting like a woman?"

"Son, only women scowl so." Jack grinned and Will couldn't help but laugh lightly.

"Your slippery Jack, I'll hand you that much." He shook his head. "Too slippery."


Well, I'm sunk. Review, tell me whatcha think and give me some ideas.