Diclaimer: It was a sad day when I realized I didn't own twilight or Punk'd.
A/N: I thought it would be soooooooo funny if Edward got punk'd. All human.
Edward's POV
I was begged into driving Bella and Alice to the mall. The one time Bella actually wanted to go. "Hey Edward can we stop at Wal*Mart?" Alice asked from the backseat. "Why?" I asked. "Because I need to get a CD that they don't sell at the mall." she said, Bella shrugged.
After Alice bought the CD that she made me carry, we walked out, the alarm went off. Two police officers ran up with guns drawn. "I didn't steal anything!" I exclaimed with my hands up. "Oh yeah, you paid for this 200$ CD?" he asked, 200$! What kind of CD was this."I'm just driving them, we really paid for it!" I said. "Get on the ground, all of you, down!" the officer yelled. We all dropped down. "What the heck is going on?" I whispered to Alice. "I don't know, it's not like I can see the future!" she whisper yelled at me. The officers were discussing something. The they cuffed us. "Edward, are sure you paid for that?" Bella asked. "It's not mine!" I exclaimed. They picked me up by my collar, at least they had the respect enough to pick up the girls more carefully. Alice got shoved in the car first, then Bella. "You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." the officer said as he shoved me down next to Bella. "Oh and one more important thing, Edward Mason, you have just been Punk'd." he siad. "NO WAY!" I screamed, the girls were laughing. "You set me up!" I exclaimed. They helped us out of the car, and the camera crew came running out. Ashton Kutcher walked up to me and shook my hand. "Dude, how does it feel to be Punk'd?" Ashton asked. "Not very good man." I said, they all laughed.
The camera zoomed in on me. "I'm Edward Mason, and I just got Punk'd!" I said.
The End