A/N: I was studying for my pottery exam, which was about the history of pottery. and we became really confused about who made pottery first, Greece, or China. Thus, this was born!
Written with help from lunakuchikiDA
I do not own Hetalia
"Oh, look! The pottery wing, aru", China said delightedly. He pulled Greece behind him into a room filled with several statues and a few colorful vases. Smaller pieces of artwork were scattered about the room under the protection of glasses cases. Pictures of the sculptors hung on the walls. "See the beautiful work that I myself created!"
"Uh, I created pottery", Greece pointed out.
"Of course you didn't. I did, aru."
"No", Greece fumed. "Look, it even says so on the plaques here. Greece created the first works of pottery in the 6th Century."
"Then I made it better."
The Greek's eyebrows knotted together and he frowned. "My mother made the best pieces of art in the world."
"People are always talking about my pottery, aru. Yours are outdated."
"But you are extremely old."
"You're older", China defended. He crossed his arms when Greece's eyes slipped to his left and focused on something else. "Aiyah! Are you even listening to me?" China threw his hands up in exasperation and shook his head.
"Is that a kitty", Greece suddenly asked. His green eyes were wide as they landed on a black statue behind the other.
"What? Oh, why yes, it does look that that is a kitty-what? I did not say that you could leave, aru! I am still talking to you!" China stormed after the Greek as he headed slowly towards the display case.
"I remember this one", Greece said, pointing at it.
"That one is mine too!"
A/N: Fact time! Greece really did create pottery, but the Chinese were the first to really make...pretty, I guess you could say. The 6th century actually was when the first piece of pottery was estimated to be dated at, and it was found in Greece.