WARNING: If you have that decease going around that make random stories such as these, yet you want to read it but will die if you do, then I sujest you go see a docter, get some medicine and be back here within ninety hours. If you still experience death from laughing or shock, ten there is nothing we can do, sorry.

We interupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog Show!

Staring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!

Abandoned as puppy,

He was found by Mereil

Who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Yusetus Bain.

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere and it's up to Courgae to save the day!

STUPID DOG YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD! EU GA BOOGA BOOGA!

Riku: O.o Where did THAT come from?

Voice: The spelling is a little bad, but hey I haven't seen the show in forever.

Me: Oookkkaaayyy…Sure I like the show but damn! Who would have thought Organization XIII was watching it?

Organization XIII: Shh! HA ha ha ha!

Organization XIII in Kill Xemnas

ONE: Randomness isn't all THAT BAD

Axel blinked as he watched everyone glaring daggers at the spot where Xemnas had vanished. Did they know that they were free to eat ice cream and skip around like idiots yet? Probably not. Axel opened his mouth to speak when all at once a figure came out of no where, screaming, and shaking Axel, "AHH! The monsters are coming the monsters are coming!"

"I could have sworn in was the British who were coming, damn! I must have forgotten!" Axel swore and shoved the girl away from him. Hey! Wait a second! That's a girl and she was hugging me! Awww! Wait sec, I do I know-Axel's eyes widened as he realized who the girl was. "Ah! Get away from me!" he yelped, crawling over to where Larexen was. He hid behind her, shaking in fear as he stared at the woman in front of him.

Me: WHAT THE HELL! Where did all of this come from!

Voice: Me! I typed it! MUWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: You really need to work on those evil laughs, anyway, now who are you? A sponge?"

Voice: …no, how dare you accuse me!

Me: Whatever, now let me see they damn keyboard you damn hooded-figure!

Voice: Watch your mouth!

Me: Why? Axel doesn't!

Voice: That's Axel.

Me: Hey wait a sec! You sound familiar.

Voice: OKAY BACK TO THE STORY!

Al at once lightning came down and struck the woman and her eyes seemed to poke out of her head for a second before exploding. A foaming, white goo fizzed from what was once her eyeballs. Blood began to drip from her eye sockets, spilling onto the warm concrete below. There was a flash and when it cleared, the woman was covered in wet, sticky blood. She was groaning as she came towards Axel like a lifeless zombie. Blood poured out of her mouth as she tried to speak, but as she spoke, the whole little area became an ocean of hot red liquid that slowly began to-

Me: Who the hell is typing all the bloody goring stuff! That's my job! looks around SEPHIROTH!

Sephiroth: MUWHOWHOWHOWHOHAHAHAHAHA! Now my bloody gore is sure to run your viewers away! My plan is full proof! laughs evilly again

Me: Shut up, get out, and stay away! throws Sephiroth into a garbage can.

Sephiroth: That wasn't nice…

Meanwhile Axel was cowering behind Larexen as the woman shouted, "Axel? Axel is that you? Where did you go honey? Axel? Oh Axel?" The woman had gray hair was all wrinkly. She was stumbling around the place, shaking a cane around, turning in circled.

"Who is that Axel?" Roxas asked.

"My grandmother…" Axel grumbled. He heard people snickering. He looked up at the Organization, fire in his eyes, "You wanna laugh?" he growled.

"OW! Axel get off me that hurts!" Larexen screamed as her shoulder caught on fire. Axel blinked and looked at her grinning, "I guess I could shut you up." Axel summoned one of his chakrams and was about to kill Larexen with it when all at once he was jumped on my Marluxia. Marluxia was glaring at him, "DO NOT HURT MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!" he yelled, and punched Axel in the face.

"Hey! That's not fair! We're supposed to kill Xemnas you idiots! That's why the title is called 'Organization XIII in Kill Xemnas'!" Riku growled. "You two lovebirds get off each other and lets go."

Marluxia stopped punching Axel and stood up glaring at Riku, "You looking for a fight?"

Riku shrugged, "Why you want one?"

"Grr! Shut up or I'll kill you!" Marluxia threatened.

Meanwhile Axel stood up clutching his face. He was bloody, so bloody! He ran over to Monica crying, "Hold em Monica hold me! Please?"

Monica shoved Axel away, "Only in your dreams." she growled at him.

"No, actually I think you'd die before it even began." Riku waved him off and vanished into a dark portal. Everyone ran in also with Axel as the last to go. When Axel reached the other side, he saw everyone was celebrating a birthday party. He wasn't sure why but everyone was drinking, Kristen and Saix were dancing on a table, Larexen was hugging Marluxia while Riku was throwing cake at Roxas. Axel blinked and ran over to Kristen and Saix, "Are you guys in love or something?" he asked.

NOTE: Kristen is my best friend and it is sooo fun to sit there and aggravate her, so here's this. She is currently known as 'Faintwail' on this website, so you can go laugh at her all you want. She can't do nothing but come over here and slap me, but like I care. I'm the almighty Riku54! No one can hurt me, nobody!

Riku: Except me! Slaps

Me: OW! Hey what was that for?

Riku: I was proving you wrong.

Me: O.o About what?

Riku: About you never being able to be hurt my anyone and so I said except me and slapped you.

Me: Oh…

Kristen: What the heck! Elizabeth I'm going to kill you!

Me: turns to Kristen Shut up and stop yelling my name over the Internet! If Heir to the World hears you she'll be able to call me by name and say she stole Riku and that's not any fun!

Kristen: O.o Huh?

Me: Idiot! Hey Heir to the World, here's Sora back!

Riku: blinks and sighs Ah, so nice to have peoples fighting over me!

Me: turns to face Riku Stay out of this!

Saix: OH KRISTEN!

Kristen: blinks for a moment Oh hell no! Get me out of here!

Me: grabs Kristen You're supposed to stay in the fan fic, remember?

Saix looked at Axel who was on the ground and kicked him in the face, "Go away and leave us be!"

Axle blinked as he saw stars and fell backwards in a dead faint sing, "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder-"

Meanwhile Roxas had told Riku something that was fool-proof. He could kill Xemnas easy. "Alright, if Axle asks, tell him I died. I'll be back." Roxas vanished in a dark portal and went towards the mental hospital. Grins I wonder who's in the mental hospital!

Meanwhile Axel had woken up to find Roxas gone and so he went up to Riku. "Hey Riku, where'd Roxas go?"

Riku blinked, "He died."

Axel's mouth dropped open and he fell to his knees crying, "NOOOOO! My best buddy is dead! Now how the hell do you expect me to prank call Saix? No! And I didn't even get to punch him in the face for laughing at me! Hey wait a sec, hey Riku, where's his corpse?"

"Umm…in Larexen's dressing room."

"No wonder he died! Oh well, I guess I'll have to go get the wrecking ball."

NOTE TO READERS: Okay, I got a review that asked when Roxas and Saix looked inside Larexen's dressing room and they wanted to know if it was something bad in there. No, I'm not like Ritzcrackerkitty who types about Sora opening a door and then yelling, "MY EYES! MY EYES!" with soap all in his eyes. I don't do that. No, Larexen's dressing room would just be scary enough without Larexen in it. If she had been in it, we would surly have all died.

"Axel! Wait don't do that!" Riku cried, realizing that Axel meant to go back to Hollywood where Roxas was trying to free Demyx.

Meanwhile Roxas opened the mental hospital door to Demyx's room. He was all dressed in black with a gun a his side. He wore a police badge and wore sunglasses. "Alright, I'm here to take Demyx to the police station."

"But sir, this man is experiencing mental problems that may result in instant death." One Big Man stepped up to Roxas and was about to push him out the door when Roxas killed him on spot by breaking his neck with his Keyblade. The other Big Man came forward and Roxas killed him to before jerking Demyx to his feet, "Come one mental boy!"

"Hey! Roxas I'm not mental!" Demyx cried.

"You are if you think you can talk to evil, demented, rabid squirrels!" Roxas growled.

"I can talk to rabid squirrels!"

"Well you were put under a trance, right?"

"Yeah I guess so."

"Are you still in that trance?"

"How should I know? Eeeuuuwwwww! Look! A flying cow!"

Roxas blinked and stared at Roxas, "What did they do to you?"

"Drugged me with a giant needle! And it HURT like hell!"

Roxas rubbed his ear as Roxas screamed in it and muttered, "Sorry I asked." Before vanishing into a dark portal with Demyx.

When Roxas returned he found Riku tying Axel up, who was yelling at him for not letting him go burn Roxas's body. Riku was rolling his eyes as he tried to keep the evil demonic pyro under control. After he was sure Axel was tied up, he kicked him and made Axel fall down in the ground. Riku then walked over to where Roxas and Demyx were watching. "He wanted to go destroy Larexen's dressing room for supposedly killing you. He said he still had to hit you and so Axel tried to go get a wrecking ball, but I wouldn't let him." Riku finished.

"Okkkaaayyyy…"

Hope you lied! Review-more randomness is coming! PLEASE NO FLAMES!