BeautifulSasuSakuBlossom: okay! i'm gonna tell you my name bcause you know wut...i keep wanting to put it! my name is-
Naruto: Saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Sakura-chan is trying to eat me! *starts laughing*
Sakura: I think he's on crack, Sarah
Sarah: anywho...yeah my name is Sarah....so basically i'm a princess...cause Sarah means princess...where's Sasuke-kun?
Sakura: idk! he was right behind me then disappeared! i'm gonna freak Sarah-hime!
Sarah:....Sakura....STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: huh?
Sakura: i cant believe you just said that to me!!!!!!!!!!
*Sasuke-kun walks in*
Sarah: what happened? on second thought i dont want to know!
Sasuke: Shut up...uh...person....my head hurts...cant even beat up dobe...
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! oh sorry your head, i forgot. what happened?
Sasuke: I'll tell ya'll later. OH MY GOD I SOUND LIKE SARAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sarah: shut up or i'll put that Sakura made it where you could never reproduce!
Sasuke: Sorry Sarah-hime....my head still hurts....Naruto and Sakura can do the disclaimor...
*Sasuke walks off*
Naruto and Sakura: BeautifulSasuSakuBlossom(Sarah-hime) doesnt own naruto or any other characters!
Sarah: now read the story while i go beat the shit out of Sasuke
Sasuke:*from afar* WHAT NO -KUN? WOW.....MAN I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER MISS ANYONE CALLIN ME THAT! SAKURA IF YOU STOP ADDING THE -KUN UR DEAD TO ME!
Sarah: shut up so they can read da story, Teme....wait i don't have one...craaaaap!
Sasuke: so what now? we just sit back and make people laugh? I AM NOT CAPABLE OF THAT!!!!!
Sarah: sure you are! you already did....
Sasuke:...when?
Naruto: AT THE BEGINNING TEME!
Sasuke:...hehe...oh...
Naruto: Sakura-chan? where'd you go?
Sarah: Sasuke-kun where you goin?
Sasuke:*trips and falls flat on his face* ow!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun? why are you on the floor?
Sasuke: I decided to take a nap...I FELL YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: WELL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BE SO DAMN RUDE! YOU COULD AT LEAST BE A LOT NICER TO PEOPLE! NO WONDER THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT HATE YOUR GUTS, JACKASS! ARENT YOU AND NARUTO MISSING YOUR AUDITIONS FOR DUMB AND DUMBER 2!?
Sarah: AGAIN WITH ALL THE FIGHTING! SAKURA DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO OUT WITH BOTH ROCK LEE AND BARNEY? AND SASUKE DO YOU REALLY WANT ME CHANGE YOUR GENDER? BECAUSE I THINK THAT IS A LITTLE WORSE THAN NOT BEING ABLE TO REPRODUCE!
Sasuke: WAIT NO DONT DO THAT PLEASE BECAUSE THEN IF IM A GIRL PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT BOTH SAKURA AND I ARE LESBOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: HA GOT YOU TO CONFESS YOUR FEELING FOR SAKURA-CHAN! well gotta go people cause you know what...SASUKE'S GONNA KILL ME!
Naruto: IF YOU CARE ABOUT SARAH AND DONT WANT SASUKE-TEME TO KILL HER, PLEASE EAT ALL THE TOMATOES! CAUSE THEN HE WILL KILL ME INSTEAD OF H-
Sarah: SASUKE YOU KILLED HIM!
Sasuke: IT WASNT ME IT WAS CHOJI!
Choji:..........SASUKE TOLD ME TO!
Sarah: IF SASUKE TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!
Choji: ONLY IF HE WAS USING THE SHARINGAN LIKE WHEN HE TOLD ME TO SIT ON NARUTO!
Sakura: next time on Random Backstage Things(next chapter): Karaoke...j/k idk what we're doing. Sarah, what are we doing in the sequal?
Sarah: idk....i think i'll make up a sasusaku story...would you like that sakura?
Sakura: YES! YES! VERY MUCH!
Sarah: pleas wait for the sequal!
Sarah and Sakura: REVIEW PLEASE!