A/N: Well, after watching Pink Panther 2006, I came up with this idea. Please read and review!
Clouseau is in Dreyfus's office for a meeting, but they get a bit off track . . .
Clouseau: Dreyfus, because you're my boss, I've decided to repay you.
Dreyfus: You really don't have to do that.
Clouseau: I know. That's what makes me such a great inspector!
(Singing to the tune of Popular from Wicked).
Whenever I see someone who's never seen New York,
And let's face it,
How many Frenchman have been to New York?
I know they are missing out on much.
And when they've never seen a McDonald's,
I know they have been deprive-ld.
I know
I know
Exactly what they've missed.
And even in your case,
Though it's the toughest case I've ever faced,
Don't worry!
I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead,
And yes indeed,
You'll like
Damburgahs!
You're gonna love Damburgahs!
I'll teach you why tomatoes
Taste like ketchup, woah!
I'll show you what you should buy
Double, triple, oh my!
Everything that really counts to love damburgahs!
I'll help you love damburgahs!
You'll use the right lettuce,
Yes, the bestest!
Know the places you should go!
So let's start,
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
Don't be offended by all that I despise!
This mustard is great, but this mustard, it must die!
Now that I've chosen to become a brother, expert, and advisor,
There's nobody wiser,
Not when it comes to damburgahs.
You're gonna love damburgahs!
And with an assist from me,
To be who you'll be,
Instead of hating who you were.
Are.
There's nothing that can stop you
From just loving damburgahs.
Yeah.
La la la la!
You're gonna love damburgahs.
When I see depressing creatures that have never had damburgahs,
I remind them on their own behalf to think of,
George Bush, Clinton, Napoleon, John Kerry, and Dr. Phil.
Do they have brains or knowledge?
Maybe they do,
But they love damburgahs!
Please, it's all about damburgahs!
It's not about escargot,
Or Doritos,
So It's very cool to be
Loving, loving damburgahs like me!
Clouseau gives Dreyfus a hamburger from his trench coat pocket and gives it to Dreyfus. Dreyfus takes a bite, then spits it out and throws the rest of the damburgah on the ground.
Clouseau: Dreyfus! How can you do that to that damburgah! You're disrespecting the name of damburgahs!
Dreyfus: I don't care. That was a disgusting piece of food!
Clouseau:
And though you protest,
And your interest
Is far from damburgahs.
You're gonna love them someday,
I know that you will find a way!
La la la la!
You'll love damburgahs!
Just not as much as me !
A/N: How did you like it? Should I write more things like it? Please review!