Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. If I did, well lets just say a lot of weird things would happen and Mai would not exist. Anyway, please review! All the credit for this story goes to my friend Noelani. She's a big One Piece fan.
Rejected
"Hi Joey," said Yugi.
"What up." replied Joey as he canceled out the thoughts of what he was going to do. He was about to run up to Yugi, when he noticed that Yugi was holding hands with Kaiba. "Wah-whoa-what?" Joey screamed. "Yuge what are you doing holding hands with...HIM?" Joey asked.
"Shut up mutt." came Kaiba's sharp words. "You're just jealous because we broke up."
"We did?" asked Joey.
"Yes mutt, we did." Kaiba replied.
"Why?" Joey asked. "How?"
"Simple mutt, you molested my little bro-."
"What!" Yugi interupted.
'Whoa. Triple exclamation marks.' Joey thought. "Um...I can explain. It was all Mokuba. He put drugs, alchohol, and other stuff in my punch. Kaiba, you have to believe me." Joey looked at Kaiba desperatley.
"Really?" Kaiba asked.
"Really Kaiba-poo." Joey replied.
"Oh Joey." Kaiba ran up to Joey and kissed him.
"Kaiba, what about me?" Yugi asked, who was freaked out by Kaiba's sincerity to Joey.
"Fuck you, you freak show." Kaiba said and then returned to kissing Joey, pushing him inside an alley way while unbottoning his pants.
"It's because I'm fat isn't it?" said Yugi as he ran to Tea's house. 'Fuck me.' he thought. 'Fuck him.'
He ran up to Tea's door and knocked. "Hi Yugi." Tea said. Yugi started to get drowsy and dizzy because of the drink Kaiba bought him earlier.
"Take off your clothes!" he said.
"What!"
"Take them off!" Yugi repeated. Tea was stunned.
"Asshole." she closed the door on him. She turned around and stripped down and got back in bed with Weevil. "$20 more dollars to fuck." she said.
"Hard bargin." snivled Weevil as he handed her the 20 dollar bill.
The End
Like it? Like I said, it was my friend's idea. She told me to write it. SO I did. I guess the story was weird. Please Review!