RANDOM FIC-FUN!
A/N: Who doesn't like writing crazy fun Harry Potter fics? I don't know, but I don't think I ever want to meet them!
Disclaimer: IT ISN'T MINEEEEEEEEE.
He picked it up and examined it. It was hers, and he knew that. He pocketed it, but it was too big, and partially stuck out. Just as he was leaving her room through the window, the door flew open.
"Harry?" Said an astonished voice.
Crap.
Harry turned around, looking like Spider-man, crouched on the windowsill.
"Um," he said.
"Do you know how dangerous that is? Ohmygod, you idiot, I have a freaking parachute right here. You can use it! Hey wait-" said Hermione, her eyes narrowing. "Is that... is that Ginny's hair straightener?"
He considered his answer.
"No." he said, and he jumped.
She rolled her eyes.
"LOOK, LAVENDER, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU! LEAVE ME ALOOONNNNNEEEEE!" yelled a flushed Ron Weasley as he ran into the great hall for Breakfast, followed by a blonde girl with her hair in ribbony braids.
Half of the students regarded the scene with faint curiosity, while the others were dead to the world. Hogwarts never was kind to students on Monday mornings.
"RONNIEKINS!" yelled the girl, still chasing him. He ran to the Gryffindor table, panting and huffing, and as she followed, another girl with freakishly bushy hair stood up and blocked Lavender's path.
"Are you mentally ill, or something? He said he didn't want to make out with you. Leave him alone, you... you TART!" spat Hermione in Lavender's face.
Lavender gasped, huffed, opened her mouth a few times and then shut it, making her look quite fish-like. She then stormed out of the Hall, her face red and her hands balled into fists.
Hermione sat down next to Ron and started stroking his hair affectionately.
"F-fanks Er-my-oh-nee" he said, his mouth already stuffed full of sausages.
He then glanced over at his other friend and swallowed.
"Hey- Harry, did you do something to your hair?" he asked.
Hermione stifled a giggle.
HOPED YOU LIKED IT. I'll add more chapters, but I would loveeeee reviews.
Kthnxbai.