Hi! When Scott - or is it Steve? - feels ignored, he resorts to drastic measures!
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Dear Diary,
Well, it was my birthday today, not that anyone remembered.
I mean, what do you have to do to get someone to notice you around here?
Be a doctor, or a convict, a prophet,or- whatever that bald guys job is...
Maybe if I get blown up or something like that 'Artz' dude, they'll remember me and my name,
or maybe I'll get eaten alive by the polar bear,
or swallowed by the black smoke!
I was walking across the beach today, and I told the blond-haired redneck it was my special day, and he rudly said "Well whoop-de-do! Let's have a party, you bring the food, and I"ll bring the fire wood, and I'll meet you in the cave at seven"
At first I thought he was serious, until I realised, he doesn't have a watch!