A young lady stands in her room. Today, in fact, is the day of one of her closest friends birthday's – suffice to say she is excited. For her friends birthday she has a copy of a new game that has come out recently.
But first giving her a name wouldn't be a terrible shout.
Enter Name
'Buttsmell Arseface'
Well that's a dumb name for this adorable young woman, try again.
Enter Name Again
'Vikkie Auer'
Yes. Yes that sounds better.
Introduction
Your name is Viktoria Auer – Vikkie for short – you are 17 years of age. In the corner of your room you have a set of binoculars and a telescope – because you absolutely adore stargazing. With the help of the aforementioned items you've mapped out the night sky on your walls – much to your auntie's dismay, but she can't be too mad at you since technically you're learning. You love all your friends, and think they're the best people in the whole world. Your biggest hobby, however, is shipping.
Go into a rant about shipping
'oh my gosh shipping is the best thing ever! i love finding two people and seeing how they can care for each other and how much they could love each other!
'my biggest OTP definitely has to be my auntie and my best friend's uncle. they've never talked before, but you could see it working between them.'
Whoa there, shiela! Calm down!
You apologise immediately. You hate forcing your interests on other people; especially if they really don't like it!
It's okay! All is forgiven.
'good! i'm glad that's been cleared up!' You say with a cheerful grin spread across your youthful face.
Your computer is bleeping!
Why yes, yes it is. It is one of your good friends that you mentioned before! They are trying to get your attention on your communication app that you have on your laptop.
Answer your chum
You proceed to answer your friend on... Pesterchum? What's that? That sounds ridiculous. What's their chumhandle? What's a chumhandle? If you mean they're 'screen name', then it's just your...