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Sponge Bob Square Pants- Done in Yu Yu Hakusho style!
Sponge Bob: Yuskue Urameshi
Patrick: Kuzuma Kuwabara
Squidward: Hiei Jaganshi
Sandy: Keiko ???
Masked villain: Kurama (Suichii Minnimano)
Plankton: Koenma
Mr.Krabs: Oger (George Sayatoni)
Extras: Shizuru, Yukina, Botan, Rando, Goki, and Jinn
** Action … Pause - beginning to speak [ ] scene
[Just outside the pineapple.]
Yuskue- Hey Kuzuma.
Kuzuma- Hey there, um… Whats your name?
Yuskue- *Slaps his forehead* Dude, its me, Yuskue Square Pants!
Kuzuma- Oki Dokie
Yuskue- *Groans*
Hiei- Why are you idiots standing on my lawn?!
Yuskue- Look Kuzuma, its our best friend, Hiei!
Kuzuma- *Takes a step towards Hiei, arms outstretched.* Hug me, buddy!
Hiei- *Nervous Sweat drop* Come any closer and I'll slit your throat! *Takes out his katana*
Kuzuma- I know you don't mean that, buddy! *Hugs him*
[In the ambulance.]
Kuzuma- Did Hiei seem upset to you?
Yuskue- Yes, yes he did. I wonder why?
Ambulance Driver- Did you boys hear about the dreaded, masked thief?
Yuskue- No!
Kuzuma- Um…
Ambulance Driver- He's a wiry old varmint, I'll tell you that. He be one of them foxes from… The surface…
Yuskue- So?
Ambulance Driver- He done stole every last shiny thing in Bikini Bottom, I tell yeahs.
Yuskue- Everything shiny?
Ambulance Driver- Yep. Foxes are attracted to shiny things, ye know.
Kuzuma- But, uh, I thought that was raccoons.
Ambulance Driver- Who be tellin' the story, boyo?
Kuzuma- Uh… You?
Ambulance Driver- That I am, kid. Now, if I was ye, I'd be a watchin' me shiny things real close-like. That dern varmint stole the brakes right off this here truck!
Yuskue- Um… Then how are we going to stop at the hospital?
Ambulance Driver- WE ain't stopping.
Kuzuma- But I need a doctor!
Ambulance Driver- Oh, ye be a'getting to the hospital, boy.
Kuzuma- Then-how-?
*Ambulance speeds past hospital, Yuskue and Kuzuma are tossed from the back door*
Ambulance Driver- Good luck! Beware of the fox!
Yuskue- I think I broke my bottom.
Kuzuma- ow…
[Back at the pineapple, hours later.]
Yuskue- There isn't anything on TV…
Kuzuma- Nope.
* Knock, Knock*
Hiei- OPEN THE DOOR, YOU IDIOTS!
Yuskue- *opens door*
Hiei- Okay, morons, which one of you took it? Hurry up, I don't have all day to kill you.
Yuskue- Took what?
Hiei- My katana, you fool!
Yuskue- Is that the thing you play music on?
Kuzuma- Duh…
Hiei- -.- Idiot! No, it's my sword!
Yuskue- No, I didn't steal that. *Takes telephone from his back pocket* I did take this.
Hiei- Give me that!
Yuskue- I needed a back scrubber, mine is lost.
Hiei- *Blink* On second thought, don't bother.
Yuskue- Wow, you're a real friend!
Hiei- If you didn't take my katana, who did?
Kuzuma- The masked thief fox thing dude!
Hiei- Whats that fool talking about?
Yuskue- There's a bandit on the loose, he takes everyone's shiny things!
Hiei- Huh?
Yuskue- It's true! Foxes are attracted to shiny things!
Hiei- Uh, hello, that's raccoons!
Kuzuma- Well, maybe it's a raccoon.
Yuskue- No, it's a fox.
Hiei- Where is this fox?
Yuskue- Well, we don't know for sure… Where is it that mammals can go, here in Bikini bottom?
Hiei- Keiko's tree dome!
Kuzuma- Uh, duh, Keiko has a tree dome?
Hiei- Idiot..
[ Tree dome]
Keiko- Nope, sorry boys, there isn't a fox here.
Hiei- I want my katana, now!
Keiko- Check at the crusty krab, they get all sorts of people there.
Yuskue- Do you want to come?
Keiko- Certainly, Yuskue… Is it a date?
Kuzuma- Yay! Krabbypatty!
[Crust Krab.]
Keiko- See, Hiei lost his katana, he says a fox stole it.
Yuskue- Yeah, has there been any foxes in lately?
Oger- Nope. Now, are you gonna order some food or not?! Time is money, you know.
Yukina- *Walks up* May I be of any assistance?
Hiei- Um, well, see…
Yukina- You lost your katana, right? How dreadful!
Hiei- Yeah..
Yuskue- You wanna help?
Yukina- I'd be delighted to!
Kuzuma- Do you want a Krabbypatty?
Yukina- Thank you, but no, I just ate a delightful lunch.
Kuzuma- *snaps fingers*
Rando- That stupid fox stole my toaster..
Goki- He stole my mirror!
Hiei- Good thing, you're reflection would have killed you eventually.
Goki- Watch it, buster!
Hiei- Hey punk, just because I don't have my katana doesn't mean I can't kill you!
Yukina- Ehem.
Hiei- But, uh, I'll spare you… Um..
Yukina- *Smiles*
Goki- *Blink*
Oger- Ahhhhh!
Yuskue- What is it?!
Oger- *Sob* He stole my dimes!
Hiei- Just the dimes? What an idiot!
[And so the group sets off into town to find that fox thief….]
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Sponge Bob Square Pants- Done in Yu Yu Hakusho style!
Sponge Bob: Yuskue Urameshi
Patrick: Kuzuma Kuwabara
Squidward: Hiei Jaganshi
Sandy: Keiko ???
Masked villain: Kurama (Suichii Minnimano)
Plankton: Koenma
Mr.Krabs: Oger (George Sayatoni)
Extras: Shizuru, Yukina, Botan, Rando, Goki, and Jinn
** Action … Pause - beginning to speak [ ] scene
[Just outside the pineapple.]
Yuskue- Hey Kuzuma.
Kuzuma- Hey there, um… Whats your name?
Yuskue- *Slaps his forehead* Dude, its me, Yuskue Square Pants!
Kuzuma- Oki Dokie
Yuskue- *Groans*
Hiei- Why are you idiots standing on my lawn?!
Yuskue- Look Kuzuma, its our best friend, Hiei!
Kuzuma- *Takes a step towards Hiei, arms outstretched.* Hug me, buddy!
Hiei- *Nervous Sweat drop* Come any closer and I'll slit your throat! *Takes out his katana*
Kuzuma- I know you don't mean that, buddy! *Hugs him*
[In the ambulance.]
Kuzuma- Did Hiei seem upset to you?
Yuskue- Yes, yes he did. I wonder why?
Ambulance Driver- Did you boys hear about the dreaded, masked thief?
Yuskue- No!
Kuzuma- Um…
Ambulance Driver- He's a wiry old varmint, I'll tell you that. He be one of them foxes from… The surface…
Yuskue- So?
Ambulance Driver- He done stole every last shiny thing in Bikini Bottom, I tell yeahs.
Yuskue- Everything shiny?
Ambulance Driver- Yep. Foxes are attracted to shiny things, ye know.
Kuzuma- But, uh, I thought that was raccoons.
Ambulance Driver- Who be tellin' the story, boyo?
Kuzuma- Uh… You?
Ambulance Driver- That I am, kid. Now, if I was ye, I'd be a watchin' me shiny things real close-like. That dern varmint stole the brakes right off this here truck!
Yuskue- Um… Then how are we going to stop at the hospital?
Ambulance Driver- WE ain't stopping.
Kuzuma- But I need a doctor!
Ambulance Driver- Oh, ye be a'getting to the hospital, boy.
Kuzuma- Then-how-?
*Ambulance speeds past hospital, Yuskue and Kuzuma are tossed from the back door*
Ambulance Driver- Good luck! Beware of the fox!
Yuskue- I think I broke my bottom.
Kuzuma- ow…
[Back at the pineapple, hours later.]
Yuskue- There isn't anything on TV…
Kuzuma- Nope.
* Knock, Knock*
Hiei- OPEN THE DOOR, YOU IDIOTS!
Yuskue- *opens door*
Hiei- Okay, morons, which one of you took it? Hurry up, I don't have all day to kill you.
Yuskue- Took what?
Hiei- My katana, you fool!
Yuskue- Is that the thing you play music on?
Kuzuma- Duh…
Hiei- -.- Idiot! No, it's my sword!
Yuskue- No, I didn't steal that. *Takes telephone from his back pocket* I did take this.
Hiei- Give me that!
Yuskue- I needed a back scrubber, mine is lost.
Hiei- *Blink* On second thought, don't bother.
Yuskue- Wow, you're a real friend!
Hiei- If you didn't take my katana, who did?
Kuzuma- The masked thief fox thing dude!
Hiei- Whats that fool talking about?
Yuskue- There's a bandit on the loose, he takes everyone's shiny things!
Hiei- Huh?
Yuskue- It's true! Foxes are attracted to shiny things!
Hiei- Uh, hello, that's raccoons!
Kuzuma- Well, maybe it's a raccoon.
Yuskue- No, it's a fox.
Hiei- Where is this fox?
Yuskue- Well, we don't know for sure… Where is it that mammals can go, here in Bikini bottom?
Hiei- Keiko's tree dome!
Kuzuma- Uh, duh, Keiko has a tree dome?
Hiei- Idiot..
[ Tree dome]
Keiko- Nope, sorry boys, there isn't a fox here.
Hiei- I want my katana, now!
Keiko- Check at the crusty krab, they get all sorts of people there.
Yuskue- Do you want to come?
Keiko- Certainly, Yuskue… Is it a date?
Kuzuma- Yay! Krabbypatty!
[Crust Krab.]
Keiko- See, Hiei lost his katana, he says a fox stole it.
Yuskue- Yeah, has there been any foxes in lately?
Oger- Nope. Now, are you gonna order some food or not?! Time is money, you know.
Yukina- *Walks up* May I be of any assistance?
Hiei- Um, well, see…
Yukina- You lost your katana, right? How dreadful!
Hiei- Yeah..
Yuskue- You wanna help?
Yukina- I'd be delighted to!
Kuzuma- Do you want a Krabbypatty?
Yukina- Thank you, but no, I just ate a delightful lunch.
Kuzuma- *snaps fingers*
Rando- That stupid fox stole my toaster..
Goki- He stole my mirror!
Hiei- Good thing, you're reflection would have killed you eventually.
Goki- Watch it, buster!
Hiei- Hey punk, just because I don't have my katana doesn't mean I can't kill you!
Yukina- Ehem.
Hiei- But, uh, I'll spare you… Um..
Yukina- *Smiles*
Goki- *Blink*
Oger- Ahhhhh!
Yuskue- What is it?!
Oger- *Sob* He stole my dimes!
Hiei- Just the dimes? What an idiot!
[And so the group sets off into town to find that fox thief….]
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