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AU-McKinley High School Senior Year – Santana POV
I'm hot and I know it. I mean look at me, a great set of breasts, tan skin and a fucking sexy body. I could have the pick of any guy at this school; I've already fucked most of them. But not one of them compares to my Brit Brit, not even Puck who I have to admit was a great fuck. My girl though is more than great, she rocks my damn world,the way her legs grip my waist while we're in the janitor's closet and it's true, dancers really are super flexible.
I really want to get my mack on right now with my girl but instead I'm stuck outside watching the ice queen run laps around the field, while Britt is keeping an eye on the midget in the auditorium. I love Britt's but it's her damn fault I'm standing out here shivering, she has like special powers when it comes to reading people and really awesome gaydar apparently because well Faberry.
See we were having sexy times under the bleachers yesterday when she started talking about Berry and her short skirts; it seriously ruined my mood which turned even darker when she went on and on about Q and how she and the dwarf totally love each other which is bullshit. Queen glares-a-lot is incapable of love especially the lesbian kind, bitch is such a prude, I'm surprised she hasn't tried to exorcise the demons out of me and Britt's or some shit like that and as for Berry well her and the jolly green giant are attached at the lips all freaking day it's disgusting, always slobbering over each other.
Brit Brit refuses to have sex though until I can get the uptight prude to admit her thirst for Berry. I'm amazing so obviously I have a plan, it's freaking awesome too! The Ice Queen and her Jewish Olaf better watch out , Brittana are about to go all cupid on their ass.