"RING MY DOORBELL!" Harry was parading outside the Slytherin common room, grinning broadly, and singing loudly. Suddenly Draco popped his head out of the portrait hole and smiled,
"Get in here sexy, I need some love and I need it now." He grabbed hold of the front of Harry's shirt and pulled him in. There were multiple lovers in the common room, twenty to be exact including Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson who were rolling around on the floor emitting noises of pleasure.
Meanwhile, in heaven, Lily and James were prancing about singing My Doorbell, they were trying to get Angel Gabriel and God to join in, but they wouldn't so they had to stick with all the other angels.
A mountaineer, high up on the top of Mount Everest was bopping along to the harmony of White Stripes.
"Oh, Siri," Remus was in the shower with his boyfriend Sirius Black. They had been in there for three weeks non-stop and were running up a massive water bill.
"Yes my ikkul-wikkul plumsikins?" Sirius replied, tickling Remus.
"OH MY GOD!" The singing in heaven ceased as James glanced into his magic-mirror at his alive-best friend.
"W,what?" God said, yawning, awoken from his sleep, "Gabriel, j,just get your hand from there please, not in public."
"NO, DON'T DO IT SIRIUS, REMUS! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Shouted James, there was now a million strong crowd of angels jostling to see what was going on in the mirror.
Meanwhile, atop of Mount Everest, a bopping mountaineer was being abducted by gay aliens, who were 'supposedly' doing a project on the male parts of a human body.
Hermione and Ginny were in the middle of Central Park, America, they were french-kissing (and worse) on the grass.
"Turn your heads away children." A tall posh woman sniffed, whose children had been watching two lesbians, one with lots of brown hair, one with lots of ginger, french-kiss on the floor.
"SIRIUS, THAT IS DISGUSTING!"
Far below, at Number 12 Grimauld Place, Sirius pulled away from Remus slightly and looked up,
"Siri-Poo hun?" Remus looked, confused at his love, "Whad up dawg?"
"No...y'know I could have sworn I heard James then, shouting."
"What do you want with me, you sexy, gay aliens?"
"We want to do some tests on the male anatomy of the human body."
"Meaning...?"
"We want to mate with you."
"...Cool."
"Draco!" Harry panted, rolling onto his side and kissing his gay partner passionately, "I wish this would never end!"
"It doesn't have to," Draco replied, rolling on top of Harry slowly. "It's the holidays, no lessons remember?" They kissed again and Harry smiled,
"That's nice...that's, veery nice..."
"OH MY GOD! MY SON IS AT IT!" James was in hysterics, "THE WORLD AS GONE MAD!" Suddenly Lily jumped on him and started ripping of his robes.
"OH SNAPEY BABY!" Tonks shouted above the steamy hot-tub that she was doing Snape in. Her appearance was that of a twenty year old hooker. Tattoo and all. They were both naked, and moaning enthusiastically. "TONKS, YOU ARE GOOOD!"
If anyone had visited heaven in the next week they would have either been immediately jumped in, or visited by the sight of millions of angels passionalty love-making, gay and straight. All nude. Gabriel and God in the lead.