Kate: I'm back! Who missed me! Guess what time it is? Another Stuck in a Game! Huzzah! Let's rejoice!
Erika: Yay! And you just had to write this while I was at work... I like it when I can read the story while you write it.. But it's good to be back!
Andrea: Ooo, we're back! And I didn't miss you Kate, but I do miss fire... -lights match- Fire!
Summary: The insanity continues! Come join, Kate, Andrea, Erika, Link, Chi and a new friend in their adventures of Majora's Mask. This is going to be a different re-telling of the story for sure!
Kate: Just like the summary says the stupidity continues! Ha! Erika.. If you please!
Erika: -Adjusts reading glasses- Disclaimer... We don't own any part of the Zelda corporation nor all characters other than a few selected ones that belong to us.. Including ourselves, a fairy and the new person.. So we don't own Zelda...
Andrea: Here's chapter
one of the New stuck in a game!
Chapter One
"So let me get this straight.. You saw a 'My little pony' come across your bedroom and was about to stab you with a knife last night? Somehow I don't believe you.." Erika said dryly.. The tall girl combed back a few strands of her blonde hair that found their way to her face. "I think it was probably all a dream... Or nightmare to be more correct.." She turned around and allowed herself to fall on the big brown couch. Erika kicked off her white sneakers and relaxed. She was just wearing a plain black shirt with short shorts.
"I swear to Tyr that I saw a pink 'My little pony' come to me with a knife!" Kate pleaded. Kate was in her normal, blue jeans and a white shirt.. Her red hair was magically in a pony tail for once.. Considering Kate always wore her hair in her face.. "Erika, what's the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you?"
"I was in a video game.. And I was turned into a Zora.. And I saved the world and was there for seven years.. What's your point?"
"If you told that to any person they wouldn't believe you.. So the 'My little pony' could have been out to kill me! You know, weirder things have happened." Kate turned around and sat herself on the total gym. She picked up the X box controller and resumed her game.
"What game is that?" Erika asked, watching the pretty female character in red run across the screen.
"Jade Empire, which I got it about a month ago.. Isn't it cool! Nothing beats running around with barely nothing on in a fortress in the cold mountains.. I miss those winter days.."
"I prefer summer.. At least it's close anyhow.. It's May twelve right?"
Kate checked her watch, "yep. You have to watch this!"
Radiant Jen Zi ran to a group of people. After each of them said a little bit, Kate was finally able to choose some dialogue to say. She picked "I came back for Sky." The screen focused on the guy in blue and had his hair up. He lifted an eyebrow and had one of the weirdest looks on his face. "You wha...?" He said.
Kate started to laugh, "That's the only reason why I do the romances! That one clip! It's so funny!"
Erika stared at her friend, "It's cute and all but are you sure you're alright?"
"Yes!" Kate said in a high squeaky voice. "Just a bit hyper!"
"Kate, your leg is moving..."
Kate looked down and saw her foot tapping madly, "I told you I was hyper! I had three pops before both of you came over!" Kate looked at the screen and started to scream, as she saw the two game characters kissing. "This game should be rated A for adults! Not M for mature!"
"You shouldn't be playing this game if its rated M for mature, since we can all tell.. You have not one spec of maturity... Do you smell smoke?" Erika asked taking a whiff of the air.
"I smell... Nothing..." Kate sneezed.. "Maybe because of my hay fever... It's probably Andrea setting my brother's bed on fire.. Again.."
"Kate, this is your basement.. And what happened last time she did this?"
"He broke my neverwinter discs.. Oh my Tyr! We have to stop her!" Kate ran to the door beside her and opened it.
Andrea was standing in the middle of the room burning a pillow. She smiled, looking at the two with an innocent face. "I wasn't cheating on my pyro rehab. I swear!" The short black haired teen pleaded. Kate and Erika looked at the fire and back to her.
"Andrea, you burned my brother's bed.. Again.. Burn all the 'My little ponies' but not the bed!" Kate sighed. "There goes another copy of my discs..."
"Maybe we have to go take Andrea to the 'special' doctor." Erika suggested.
"They'll hook her up with drugs and then she'll go insane! She'll claim the NHL is spying on us with satellites and trying to steal our credit card numbers. She'll get a tank and go berserk then shoot the satellite out! Then Darth Vader is going to come and destroy us all! Because he's the owner of the whole NHL but they didn't tell us! So the NHL is the Dark side. I heard they have cookies!"
Kate grabbed a white chalkboard and started to doodle Darth Vader surrounded with Little Ponies. "And the My Little Ponies are his dark Jedi!"
Erika sighed, "Kate, you've been watching too many Simpsons and Star Wars. And that's the stupidest things I've heard."
"I've said stupider.." Kate crossed her arms.
"I can't recall you saying anything stupider than that.."
"A little Pony that was pink and had a big smile tried to suffocate me with my pillow. Then tried to stab me to death last night."
"I take it back.. You've said stupider.. Splinter Cell!" Erika crouched over and rolled on the floor. She got up but was still crouching. She looked side to side and slowly backed her way out of the room. She slipped behind the corner and popped her head out. Erika quickly looked from side to side with shifty eyes and withdrew her head.
"And that is!" Andrea asked.
"It's Splinter Cell! The makers of the game act like this.. At least on camera.. They dressed themselves like the main guy and went around doing this. Ever since showing Erika those movies, she's obsessed with being a spy."
"Agent blue! Do you hear me?" Erika looked at Kate with her head around the corner. "Agent blue?"
"Roger, I hear you loud and clear Agent Red!" Kate looked over at the bed, which was engulfed in flames... "Agent Red, get some water! Code red! Code Red! Fire!"
The three teens ran in different directions and returned with a bucket of water each. They threw the water onto the bed putting out the flames. "Mission completed! Agent Red out!" Erika did a 'Splinter Cell' out of the room.
"What's up with Erika lately?" Andrea asked nudging Kate in the arm as they walked out of the room.
"She's happy in the head I think... Sometimes she's as serious as a teacher, the next... She's acting like an eight year old. She either had ten pounds of chocolate or it has to do something about Tale of Two Cities being finished. Erika has been quite happy since she did the last exam.. Too bad she'll become her normal self when the poetry unit comes by."
"And why aren't you going crazy?"
"Do you expect me or any of us not to go crazy without sugar! I think not. Besides my mom took out most of the sugar junk.. She's been brain washed by Dr. Phil... Curse him and his stupid weight loss and healthy eating! That gives me an idea!" Kate ran up the stairs.
Andrea walked towards the picture of fireworks on the wall. "Fire... Fire..."
Erika was lying on the floor, "what am I doing?" She got up and brushed herself off, "Andrea, get away from that picture... You're not going to light anymore things in this house on fire!"
Andrea moaned and sat on the couch. She mumbled to herself. Kate came back with a book with Doctor Phil on the cover. "Andrea you can burn this book, outside and not right now... You already lit my brother's bed on fire..."
"Is it me, or does this remind you of the night we got sucked in..." Erika said, looking at her friends.
"Yep! And I haven't told you... But I finally got the story done! IT took me a few months but I have it all typed out... All one hundred and thirty six pages!"
"Too bad you left out some of the good details!" Erika started to laugh. "You forgot to add the part where the kids in the lost forest started to chase Link around because they wanted the mask for free. Or the other time where Andrea tripped and fell all the way down Death Mountain.. Or.." Erika was on the floor laughing, she tried to speak. Her face was red, Kate had a clue what she was going to say next.
"And yes I left out the best part of our wedding, and of course I know we got officially married. But! I'm a widow.. People still ask me why my martial status on my profile is widowed. And Erika, remember that one time. You know that one time.."
Erika stopped laughing and gave Kate an evil glare. "Don't say a thing!"
"But I will say what you did and you don't want no one else to know!"
"What! What are you guys talking about anyway?" Andrea
asked.
"Just something Erika did in the game.. It's not a big
deal but I'm not going to tell. Just to make you wonder and Erika
paranoid. Besides I don't want to die in real life.. Maybe in the
game. Oh and Andrea."
"Ya?"
"You're rubbing two hockey sticks together..."
"What's so bad about that?" The pyro looked at Kate confused.
"Those are my dad's signed hockey sticks.. And they won't make a fire.."
"Damn!" Andrea threw the hockey sticks behind her and pouted.
Erika sat on the couch and played with her hair. "Maybe, we should play a bit of Zelda.. At least that will be nice.."
"Kate, get the sixty four!" Andrea ordered. "Kate? Where is she?"
"BOO!"
"AHH!" Erika and Andrea jumped. Kate was behind the couch with the console in her hands.
"Yay for Kate being sneaky! You should have seen the look on your faces... Can I say priceless!" Kate happily skipped to the TV and plugged in all the wires. "Who wants to play first?" No one responded, "fine I'll play!" Kate popped in a golden game of Majora's Mask and took the controller. She sat down with the other two on the couch.
Kate dropped the controller as a smile crept up on her face. Andrea and Erika looked at her puzzled. "Kate what got you happy all of a sudden?" Erika asked.
"It's white!"
Andrea looked at the screen, "so it's white? What's up with that anyway?"
"Game...Game!" Kate was shaking with excitement. Andrea and Erika were still a bit puzzled.
"The white screen seems to have reminded Kate of something.. Or maybe something is going to hap... Oh! I know!" Erika smiled at the screen. Andrea looked at the two daydreaming girls.
"What's the big deal with the white screen! It's not like something weird is going to happen.. And then we'll be sucked into the second Zelda game Kate just put in... CHI!" Andrea faced the screen.
"Do you think we'll really be sucked in again?" Erika asked.
"Maybe.." Kate shrugged and watched the white screen.
An hour went by and nothing happened. "Aw! And I thought it was going to happen again! My bad!" Andrea crossed her arms and made a pouting face. Kate crawled over to the Nintendo and pushed the restart button. Kate crab-walked back quickly and latched herself to Erika's leg.
"Kate, why are you on my leg?"
"Andrea grab onto Erika!" Lights started to come from the TV. "We're going in!" A bright flash consumed the room.
Kate opened her eyes as she was still holding onto Erika's leg. Swirls of lights were all around them indifferent colours and sizes. Andrea was nowhere in sight, "pretty lights.. And we're floating!" Kate said.
"Where's Andrea? She did get sucked in with us, right?"
"I dunno!" The two girls started to scream as they fell out of nowhere. Their stomachs felt like they were turning inside out. "Erika! Remember to find me at the town! In the North part!" Everything went blurry for the two girls.
A thud was heard near a rotten log. Dust rose from behind it. The little fairy hovering alone made her way to where the noise had come from. She looked over the log and turned yellow in delight and excitement. "Willow!"
Kate: Yay! One done! A lot more to go!
Erika: Good to see ya writing again!
Andrea: Hoped you enjoyed it! Until next chapter!
Kate: I'm so going to have fun with this one!
