"Flea."

"Flea?"

"Flea fly."

"Flea fly?"

"Flea fly flow."

"Why are we doing this?"

"Daaaaddd.. Just do it."

"Son, I don't have time for this."

"Sure you do."

"No, I don't."

"If you would do it already, you wouldn't have to worry about time."

Stoic the Vast leaned back into his chair, his small son standing in front of him.

"Flea fly flow." the boy repeated.

"Flea fly flow.."

"Coomana coomana coomana vista!"

"Coomana coomana coomana vista?"

"Oh, no no no, not the vista!" Hiccup sang, smiling from ear to ear.

"Oh, no no no not the vista."

"Eximini zylamini oh walla walla mini! Eximini zylamini oh walla wa!"

"What?"

"Eximini. Zylamini. Oh. Walla walla mini."

Hiccup paused, allowing his father to catch up.

"Ehmini zhl... ni oh walla walla... ni."

"Not even close."

The large man scoffed.

"Eximini zylamini oh walla wa." Hiccup finished.

"Ehmini zhl...ni oh wallawa."

"Pi'belly oh no bo-do ba'de-da!"

"Pink belly?"

"No. Pi'belly."

"Pink belly oh no ba'de-da."

"Sssshhhhhhhh..."

"What?"

"No, Dad. You make that sound at the end."

"Oh. Ssssshhhhh.."

"Faster!"

"Flea!"

"Flea-"

"Fleafly!"

"Flea fly-"

"Fleaflyflow!"

"Flea fly flow-"

"Coomamacoomanacoomanavista!"

"Coomana coomana coomana vist-"

"Ohnonononotthevista!"

"Oh no no not the vis-"

"! Eximinizylaminiohwallawa!"

"Ehmini zhl... ni oh walla walla... ni-"

"Pi'bellyohnobo-doba'de-da!"

"Pink belly-"

"Ssssshhhhh!"

Stoic put his head down.

"Sssshh."

Hiccup nodded.

"You can go now."

Stoic quickly got up, leaving his twelve-year-old son alone in the house.

"I swear, that boy has a mental issue."

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So... Hello there~

I hope you guys liked that! I did a theater camp recently, and we did the flea fly song as a warm-up. I don't know if that's the right words, since it's all just kind of gibberish. Don't kill me!

Please review!

I might turn this into a multi-chapter little thing, where Hiccup makes other vikings do silly songs and stuff. Review and tell me what you think! Please! Please!

I love you guys. I really do. Thanks for reading! -LightIsTheKey14