I don't own Minesweeper *blah blah blah pointless disclaimer blah blah*

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I have failed again.
Screw this! Clicks Options. Custom.
I'll be a winner!
25x25
I am now victorious!

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Why? Because I can on the spur of the moment.

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I still can't play minesweeper for the life of me.

Oh, and I lost THE GAME. Enjoy. :)