Leggy's Hair

Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR

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When all is dark

The world is taken over by night

Legolas will come

And his hair will shine bright

You will have to cover your eyes

Or you'll meet your demise

You will become blind

And darkness is what you'll find

I envy his hair

That he handles with great care

It gives off light

So painfully bright

It is beautifully blond

The hair of which I am fond

Smooth and silky

Beautifully milky

It is pretty and braided

Over three thousand years

It never faded

To his disappointment,

It's only a wig

It can be mine

And I'll hear him whine

Tis but a wig

I can take it away

Like it is a fig

I'm so happy,

I'll do a jig

The great wig is mine

And I'll hear him whine

He'll start to cry

And then I'll lie

I don't have his wig

And silently

I'll do a jig

He'll die his hair blond

And grow it very long

But it is hopeless

And I'm merciless

I won't give it back

Thy wig is mine

And I'll hear him whine

But then a fan girl appears

Telling me to give back the wig

I pout and give it back

And she does a jig

Legolas is the one she will give it to

He was so happy and he danced and flew

Now thy wig is his

And it's something I will really miss

I envy his hair

Which he handles with great care

But...... it's just a wig!