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Pleasure Treasures
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Stephanie's POV
It was a week before Lula's combination bachelorette party/bridal shower. She and Tank were finally tying the knot after six long years of dating. Ranger and I had been married for nearly three years, and we'd both thought for sure that they would beat us down the aisle!
As the best friend and maid of honor, it was my job to throw the shower, and everyone was absolutely in a panic. Lula called at least six or seven times a day to confirm details. Ranger said Tank has been just as bad about his bachelor party. Then he'd told me for the hundredth time since we'd started planning these parties that he was more than glad we had eloped to Las Vegas, much to my amusement.
So today, Grandma Mazur and I were headed to Pleasure Treasure to pick up a few supplies for the bachelorette party portion of the evening. I'd only been in a few times, but Grandma was a regular. Such a regular, in fact, that it was like a new Cheers, where everybody knows her name!
I knew what I was looking for, so I headed right over to the naughty party games, such as Pin the "Tail" on the Groom, while Grandma browsed. Soon, she was standing beside me with a box in her hand. I looked down at it, blinking hard, and then looked back up at Grandma, who was grinning like a fool.
"Grandma, what the heck is that?"
"This here's the Bam Realistic dildo by Doc Johnson. Figured Lula may need it sometime when Tank is gone, and by the looks of it, he's got on impressive package. This may not be big enough, but thirteen inches long and nearly three inches around'll probably come close!"
Grandma cackled to herself all the way to the car and home.