Disclaimer: No, I don't own Gundam Wing or any other Anime like I have stated in other fanfics. *glares at the tall me in suits standing next to her* There, are ya happy?!?!?
Men in suits: Not yet.
Fine, I also don't own Gourry from Slayers. Now?!?
MIS: No.
What more is there?!?
MIS: The camera.
That's mine, bakas.
MIS: Oh.
*sigh*
Authors Notes: Konnichiwa, minna-san and Merry Christmas! Yeah, I know its kinds late but here is my Christmas present to ya'll! I'm thinking of making this a series. Its pretty good so far, I've only done this one but please tell me if I should continue with this. Basically, its just my pathetic way of appearing in the fic and seeing cool anime characters at the same time. I hope you enjoy it and PLEASE REVIEW! Reviews make me happy ^_^
"…"- speech
'…'- thoughts
{…}- my opinions
Anime Spy Cam: Duo Maxwell
A few curses followed by a large thumping sound are heard. The camera slowly turns on, showing a girl with long black hair, white tank top with a dark blue jacket over it and baggy jeans. She is grinning like an idiot and waving at the camera.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san! Welcome to the first episode of "Anime Spy Cam". I'm your host Lig-"
"Don't forget me, Lig-san!"
"And my cameraman for this episode is Gourry!"{Gourry is a character from Slayers, in case you didn't know J}
Gourry waves. "Hi!"
"Ok, as I was saying. We're here to show you what our beloved anime characters do when they're not kicking ass or falling in love or whatever it is they do. And our first victim- err, anime character is Shinigami himself, Duo Maxwell!" Gourry holds up a picture of Duo against the camera. Lig swipes it and puts it in her pocket.
"They already know who Duo is, Gourry. Who wouldn't?" she says dreamily as star appear in her eyes.
"Uhh, Lig-san. This is live…"
"Huh?… Oh yeah! Gomen minna, it won't happen again."
"*cough*Bullshit!*cough*"
Lig glares at the camera. "Ok, ok. Lets get this underway!"
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"Ok, we're now in the L2 colony, where Duo is currently living...with her." She growls as she peeks through the window and sees Duo talking with Hirde. 'Damn it, why her? Why not me?' "Lig-san, that girl is going out!"
"Death to Bitchde, death to- She is?!? Great! Now's our chance! Come on!" she says quietly. She grabs Gourry's arm and they sneakily make their way to the front of the house. They hide behind some bushes and try to hear what Duo and Hirde are saying.
Hirde holds up a HUGE grocery lists and looks at it strangely. "Are you sure we need all this, Duo? I've never even heard of half the stuff on this list!"
Duo got on an overly-shocked look on his (cute) face. "What, do ya think I purposely made up half the stuff on that list so that you would be all day trying to find it while I spend my whole day alone in this house, not waiting for a certain person that I may not want you to find out about?"
"Uh…"
"Good. Now go and make sure you come back with everything, ok?"
"Uh, sure Duo-kun." she says doubtfully as she walks away. 'Something tells me he doesn't want me in the house today…' Dou goes back inside grinning happily to himself and closes the door. Lig grins mad with joy and squeezes Gourry's hand in excitement.
"Yes!!! Now nothing will come between me and Du-chan! Oh, this is truly a day of happiness!" she screams as she stands up and gives the peace sign triumphantly. Gourry looks at her and sweatdrops.'Why do I always get stuck with these psycho women?' he sighs then sees a figure walking towards the house.
"Lig-san, look.." he whispers at the crazy writer, "…someone's coming."
"Honto?" she looks forward and get a very confused look on her face when she sees who it is. She growls. "What is he doing here?"
"Uh, selling insurance? Heh heh?" he laughs nervously only to receive a patented Heero Yuy Death Glare ®. He quickly shuts up and keeps filming.
"Grrr… come on! We're going to see why he's here."
"And how are we gonna do that? Break in?" he asked. Lig looked at her dimwitted companion and smiled evily. 'I shouldn't have said that.'
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"Itai! Lig-san, isn't there a better way of doing this?" Gourry whined as Lig tried to push him through the very small basement window. "Hey, its not my fault you're so damn big. Now quit whining and think thin."
"What kind of thinki- whoooa!" he yelled as his face the basement floor.
"AAAH! You ok?"
"Hai. My face just hurts a lit- wha?"
"I was afraid I wouldn't be able to tape this wonderful occasion without you."she said as she held the camera and brushed any spec of dust of it. Gourry sweatdropped again and took the camera. They made their way up the stairs and opened the door slightly. They closed it again when they saw the two people walking into the living room.
"Ok minna, this is it! We're in Duo Maxwell's very own house! Now all we need is the right moment to go and film him. Lets see what he and….that person are talking about." She and Gourry put their ears to the door.
"Its sure great to see you again!"
"Hai, me too, Duo-kun. So, I take it she doesn't know yet, huh?"
"Iie. She still thinks I like her. Well, what can you expect from a great actor like me, eh?" he gloated.
"I knew that baka onna wouldn't figure it out."
"You know, you get really cute when you're angry."
Gourry almost dropped his camera when he heard this. "What the…"he looked at his boss/host, who was now red from the anger. "That's it!" She grabbed the doorknob, almost tearing it off, and opened the door all the way. The pissed look on her face was quickly covered by both her eyes, which almost popped out of their sockets when she saw what was happening in front of her. Gourry was ready filming everything when, he too saw it. Duo was engaged in a very passionate kiss………………………………. with WUFEI!!!!!!!! {DUN, DUN, DUN!!!!!! Gomen, I just couldn't resist}
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?" Gourry screamed very loudly, getting the attention of the two gundam pilots, the schoked host/writer and almost tearing down the house by his shock of what he had just witnessed. Wufei got instantly pissed when he saw the two intruders seeing him like that with Duo.
"What the hell are you two doing here?!?!?"
Lig stammered nervously, "I… we… uh….."
"INJUSTICE!" he screamed as he pulled out his katana out of nowhere and began to chase the two around the house.
"RUN!!!" she yelled as they ran like hell out of the house, Wufei close behind, swinging his katana in the air like a madman and Duo close behind him, trying to stop him. Lig grabbed the camera from the to-shocked-for-words Gourry.
"We seem to be in a little….ok, a lot of trouble right now so this is your host Lig Maxwell and her cameraman Gourry saying Sayonara! Move your ass, Gourry he's gaining fast!"
"INJUSTICE!"
The end