Mommy told me not to curse,
But mommy never met the worst of the worst.
Her Face is vile.
Her voice makes me sick.
Oh what do I have to do to
Get rid of this witch?
The Toad's gone off acting like a queen
Our new Headmaster
Oh Mercy me!
Mommy told me not to curse,
But mommy never met the worst of the worst.
I'd love to set her hair on fire
But I'm worried that the rats in there might expire.
Poor old Snape, his dream job At Last!
But working under her, yeah that's a blast.
Mommy told me not to curse
But mommy never met the worst of the worst
The Ravenclaws tear at there their eyes.
The Hufflepuffs are hard pressed to be nice.
Cause when she walks down the hall,
The urge to vomit is anything, But small.
Mommy told me not to curse
But mommy never met the worst of the worst
Getting rid of her is a must
Before our dreams turn to dust
Those Slytherins, I don't know how they cope.
Spying for her? They must be on dope.
Mommy told me not to curse
But mommy never met the worst of the worst
I'd send her to the bottom of the lake,
But even mermaids aren't that bad.
I'd feed her to the Acromuntula
But their indigestion might make Hagrid sad.
So I'll give her to the Centaurs
Who'll gladly make her disappear.
Good riddance! She really was quite queer.
Mommy told me not to curse
But mommy will never meet the worst of the worst