"but dad," the prienc pleaded, on his nees
"NO ZUOK" the fier lord barked doggedly. "yuo cannot becom fier lord until yuo mery a PRITY LITLE GIRL!"
"but girls are hurt me!" zuek prostated, touhing his Scar. "you can'T do tihs to me dad! Grils are SMELNKY (thats his phraes meaning "stinky and smely")"
The fier lord stood up and slaped zuek rite on the noes! He holded his noes titely and cried.
"yuo do'nt underdtand mee!" he cried, holding his noes titely like his future wife (THATS YOI! Spoiler alert heehee)
ZUik ran away crieing!