[I do not own Naruto, unfortunately]
Speeding Cars

Tip. Shh!

Toe. Sigh.

TRIP!

"Ahh!"

WACK!

Sigh.

"Naruto!" Wince. "All I asked you to do was wake him up!" SLAP! Snigger, smirk. "What's wrong with you!"

"Awe! C'mon Sakura-chan. You know I didn't mean to do it!"

The slumbering Uchiha fought back a hearty chuckle when she kneeled and grit out: "There's a hole in my wall Naruto. A hole. That doesn't happen by accident." He couldn't hold in his smile when she hit him on the head with her wooden spoon, stomping closer to his supposed sleeping state with a twitch in her eye.

"Sasuke…" She pattered softly to his side of the bed, squatting down so her forearms could rest comfortably against the mattress while she attempted to gently awaken her Uchiha. The top of her hand caressed his cheek, the other tousled his hair, she chuckled as he dug his head deeper into the pillow, obviously fooling her. "Hmm, guess I'll have to try harder." Ignoring the peeping Naruto in the corner, she climbed over his sheeted body, hands spread just past his shoulders and her knees at his hips. He lay huskily on his side so she found it rather easy to reach his vulnerable neck with her lips, and found it rather pleasurable to place lingering smooches from his ear to his chin.

"Nnnn."

"C'mon Sa-su-ke-kun, I know you're not sleeping…"

"Hn." His eyes opened with ease and he flipped onto his back just as she was indulging on another taste of his skin, landing oh-so perfectly on his lips instead.

"Uck!" The blond took his cue to leave and took off down the stairs to help himself to another one of Sakura's awaiting breakfasts.

The two in bed broke apart reluctantly, one completely dazed out of her mind, and the other with the smirk of a Greek God. "Good morning Sa-ku-ra." She shivered as each syllable left his throat, rolling onto her ravished body like leaves.

"I knew you were awake." Her grin made it all the more easy to believe her, seriously, who could sleep through Naruto's ruckus besides himself?

"Hn. You didn't know anything." His fingers traveled up her thigh, across her stomach, between her breasts, and behind her ear as he spoke, rustling her hair slightly. "What did that Dobe do to the wall?"

"You should know," her lips leaned in dangerously close to his, "you were awake."

"Oi!" Before either could initiate the kiss, an orange blob pounced on the empty side of the mattress, jiggling the sheets, scrunching the springs, and freaking Sakura out.

"YEE!" She rolled onto the other side of Sasuke, giggling when her boyfriend uplifted to nobly protect her from the unfortunate disturbance. His fist connected to head quicker than she realized as Naruto was thrown to the floor.

"Ow! Teme!"

Sasuke pointed down to him, looking ready to scold the boy. "Off my bed. You'll dirty my sheets."

"Sheesh. Sorry Lord Uchiha, do I get a complimentary mug for this waste of a visit?"

Sakura leaned over to hold out her hand from her position behind Sasuke, Naruto almost got his well-deserved aid before the avenger pulled his girlfriend's body back by her waist. In result, the blonde on the floor slammed head first into the sideboard of the bed, yelping in pain while doing so.

"Don't touch her either. She's mine."

"Dammit! Bastard! Can you cut out that possessive prick in your for one second!"

"Hn."

"Enough." She didn't have to yell to get them to listen, her soft tone did well enough alone. "What is it you stopped by for, Naruto?"

He rubbed his forehead and offered a meek smile to her before bouncing up to his feet. "Since it was so sweet of you to ask Sakura-chan, I am here to invite you two to an official Rookie 9 outing!"

"No."

"Tem—"

"We'd love to come Naruto."

Sasuke dully looked at her, softening upon seeing the excitement she was trying to hide.

Sigh. The things I do for this girl…

"Where is it Dobe?"

He never thought he'd regret his words so much.

"The beach!"

...

"Ino!" Sputter, sputter. "Ino!"

"What?"

"Quit waving that towel around!" Nara clawed at the air with his hands. "You're getting sand all over me, what's wrong with you!"

"You know what shadow, you didn't have to come if you were gonna be so damn bothersome about everything!"

"Tch. I'm always bothersome, besides, you said that you'd stab me if I didn't come."

"I did not!"

"Did too."

"Did not!"

"Did too."

"D—" One hand went over her mouth and one hand over his.

"Are we going to be good, children?"

Ten Ten fought back her chuckles with a hand as she watched Neji talk down to them.

Ino nodded and Shikamaru sighed.

"Good. C'mon Ten Ten." Said girl sneaked between the feuding teens and flashed an excited smile before catching up.

"Wasn't this supposed to be a Rookie 9 outing?"

"Tch. Yeah."

Finally, something to agree on.

"Look out!"

"Hu-EEK!" Nara grabbed the blonde quickly to pull her out of the green victim's path of destruction, his hand yanking her waist to a good five feet distance. Hinata and Naruto ran down the dune, not far behind, rushing to the victim's side. "What the-LEE!" Barely comprehending the fingers splayed across her abdomen, Ino's fury kicked up at the sight of her disturbance. She stomped away from the lazy fool with a small blush on her cheeks, whether it was from rage or affection was beyond Nara, so he did the usual: scratched his head and turned around to the tree line in search of shade.

"Lee!" Ten Ten halted next to Neji and rushed to his side, pulling his arms out of the sand and blocking Ino momentarily from her prey. "Ugh." She frowned at the dizzy look on his face, letting go of his body after instantly discovering that whatever he did was his fault entirely. "What did you do?"

"Sasuke!" Ten Ten's eyes followed the flow of distorted voices, and watching as Sakura quickly punched Sasuke's arm at the top of the sand dune. She smirked seeing him hold back a flinch.

"Hn."

"Oh, don't give me that, you know he didn't do anything wrong!"

"He kissed your cheek!"

"It was harmless."

"Nonetheless, I don't want him touching you." The dark-haired man turned away from her, almost pouting with his arms crossed and his head held high. Sakura raised an eyebrow but said nothing as he turned back once more to stare at her. "Ever."

"Ha!" She wrapped her arms around his neck from behind, nuzzling his shoulder slope gently as she whispered something. Ten Ten and Ino squinted in attempt to read her lips.

"You know, your possessiveness turns me on more than it angers me."

As all human nature must submit: the male smirked and the girls winked to each other.

"Get up Lee." Said ninja may have been injured but Neji's voice did a great job at fixing his broken heart. He shot up and stared his teammate in the eye, barely noticing the kneeling weapons mistress down on the sand.

"Be nice Neji." Hinata frowned from his side, leaning towards Lee and pressing her hand to his head. "Are you alright?" Neji growled from her side and turned his glare toward the sand.

"He-he. You know, Hinata-chan," he looked at her with appreciation, grinning with closed eyes, "I may have fallen for Sakura-chan's looks, but you've definitely captured my heart." She blushed heavily and looked to the ground, pulling her hand away delicately to keep that smile on his face.

"Whoa buddy!" An orange body forced its way between them, one hand around Hinata's waist and one pushing Lee back a few feet. "She's taken." He narrowed his azure eyes on the enemy and snarled enough to shake his whiskers.

"Naruto-kun!" After a year of dating the boy, she dropped the stutter.

He smirked at her and kissed her lips four exactly four seconds before backing his head up and twisting it around to glare at Lee. "Heh, back off."

"Are we done with this yet?" Ino's hands were at her waist, a small pout on her pink lips. "Lee, if you happen to feel perverted during the course of this preciously wasted day…don't." Her eyes brightened up and she clasped her hands together. "Okay?"

He nodded silently, never breaking contact with her gaze.

"Good! Now, c'mon girls, let's get some sun!" She broke through the small crowd and proceeded to walk off towards the water while lifting her shirt and exposing her bathing suit top; purple and plastered with pink polka dotted petals. Ten Ten smiled, shrugged, and followed her friend into the water. Splashing generously as her feet hit the liquid. "Ahh! Ten Ten!"

Hinata chuckled and took off with Naruto's hand in hers, dampening her violet colored suit and swishing her hair with each hearty chuckle she released. Her follower trudged at her side and smiled at the sound.

Meanwhile, Sasuke and Neji stood brooding ashore with Sakura between them. Hyuuga wasn't all for the water, how that chocolate haired vixen even got him there was a wonder, but she did it, she'll probably have him swimming naked by the night's end. Yikes.

Sasuke had his arms crossed, watching pinkie out of the corner of his eye, watching her smile at sight of her friends having fun, watching her hold her hands close to her chest and refrain from clapping them together, watching that slip on her bathing suit skirt dance in the breeze to reveal her silky ivory skin beneath…

"Wanna take a dip with me?" She was shaken from her daze, it was amazing how she'd rather sit and watch the fun as opposed to being the fun.

"…"

"Sakura?" She looked at him with a mischievous smirk before reaching up to whisper in his ear.

"Race ya."

POOF!

He stood solid and barely caught a flash of her hair as she ran atop the water. She taught herself the trick, balancing enough chakra into her feet and releasing enough on the surface to run on water.

Sigh.

"Get back here woman!" He smirked and took off after her, applying the same technique to catch up quicker.

Five feet and counting.

She glanced back and squealed at the proximity.

Four feet and counting.

He chuckled as they passed their friends, getting the most ridiculous looks.

Three feet and counting.

She couldn't run any faster, not even if she wanted to.

Two feet and counting.

One last breath and he leapt.

One foot and counting.

"Sasuke!"

SPLASH!

Two bodies submerged beneath the waves, the pink haired one twisting in Sasuke's arms to allow her back to hit the ocean floor, and the body above her leaning in to roughly kiss her lips. His fingers dug into the massive clump of leveled sand to keep him down long enough while his legs already lifted up to float toward the surface.

Pat. Pat.

Sakura rubbed her fingers in his hair and wrapped her legs around his waist to keep him down and quench this wet feeling. Sasuke pushed up against her with his bare chest, probing her lips with his tongue and grinning when she obliged to allow him access.

"Nnnm!" Sakura couldn't breathe, even though she didn't want to stop kissing him, she wanted to breathe more. Roughly, she squeezed his arms and he pulled at her waist and yanked her up to the surface.

SPLASH!

Har. Har. Har.

The water reached her thighs, and as he leaned over to embrace her heavily appreciated air her hands slipped into the cooling sensation as her eyes closed and she focused on regaining her breath. To Sasuke, she never looked so sexy. Her lips swollen from his rough kisses, that bite mark on her neck still bleeding, the strap to her top was slipping off her shoulder, allowing him the briefest moment of remembrance, and her winded spirit was just too riled off of his love for her.

Hn. Smirk.

"Ya-hoo!"

SPLASH!

"Oi! What the f—" screw grace, Sakura snarled as the words fell out of her mouth upon sight of the new group on the beach; all boarded and taking off in skin tight suits to catch the waves of their element. Sigh.

"Water-nin." Naruto and Hinata wavered close by, the pack of four watching Ten Ten and Ino disappear on shore with fresh blushes on their cheeks. Neither Neji nor Shikamaru looked enthused when they innocently chatted with the noobs. As for the four in the water, they narrowed their eyes and crossed their arms, knowing full well that those ninja were an insult to the title itself. Chakra flowed through them like rain, they didn't attempt to conceal it which made them vulnerable and probably younger, but overall: inexperienced. Everybody knows that Water-nin are a joke, more like fish, they used their ability to play more than fight.

Sakura leaned into Sasuke's chest, her fingers barely brushing against the water at her hip, and her expression completely deadpanned. "Tsk. Let's not let them ruin our day."

"Hn." His arm around her waist tightened.

"C'mon Hinata-chan. Let's go get some food." Naruto's smile couldn't be erased, it could be raining, snowing, hailing, anything; and that dopey smile would still be stuck on his lips.

His violet haired mistress nodded enthusiastically and followed his lead to land, waving to Sasuke and Sakura shortly after.

"We should follow, I don't want those perverts watching us."

Usually she'd hit him and call him a pervert, but she couldn't stop the chuckle from escaping her lips this time. "Alright."

[to be continued]
Aa! Pray tell you enjoyed!
It's a two-shot m'dears & I'd love a review :)
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