Creeper Status
(BPOV)
Today had been a really long day at school. When I came home ,all I wanted to do was take a nap, but at the same time, I hadn't been on facebook in like days. So I decided to check that instead.
I logged on and noticed a friend request from a certain 'Funky Stuff'. Now who the hell was this? I had no idea, but didn't really care so I accepted him anyways.
After skimming around for a while, 'Funky Stuff' IMed me.
Funky: !
Umm? What the heck? I don't even know this dude.
Bella: Hi?
Funky: What's up baby girl?
Bella: Nothing really? Umm who are you? Like seriously
Funky: Im Funky Stuff, but you can call me FunkStu!
FunkStu? Sounded like some nasty soup or something!
Bella: Alright?
Funky: What you be doin putting question marks in everything you sayin?
Bella: Sorry?
Funky: See!
Bella: . . .
Funky: Wow aiight aiight that's cooool. So do you like food?
Bella: Yea . . . ?
Funky: Girlll I mean it. You better stop with them question marks!
Bella: Okay.
Funky: So you do like food!
Bella: Most people do
Funky: Truee that! We should catch some likee Taco Bell or something!
Bella: What?
Funky: Likee yeeeea sonnnn!
Bella: I don't even know you.
Funky: Im Funky or FunkStu! Member?
Bella: Yes but, im not getting Taco Bell with you!
Funky: Okay so does like Mexican give you gas or something? Cause like that be really gross. Mhmm so no Taco Bell. What about Wendys? OR maybe even no food! Maybe like a movie!
Where was this guy going?
Bella: Im good. I have a boyfriend.
Edward is never finding out about this guy.
Funky: )':
Bella: Sorry
Funky: Just cheeaaat(:
Bella: Haha sikeee I don't think so, I love him.
Funky: Girl lovee like old cheese, it stinks.
What a simile.
Bella: Im not gonna cheat.
Funky: Well fine I guess you wouldn't date me anyways.
Bella: Why do you say that?
Funky: Cause im small.
Ahh ew!
Bella: Meaning?
Funky: You know what I mean! My friend is small! )':
Bella: Sorry?
Funky: WAAAAHHH! I-I need a h-hug
Bella: Then get one?
Funky: Can I have one?
Bella: Uhh I cant exactly do that?
Who would hug this guy anyway? I don't even know where he lives!
Funky: Through the screen baby girl, through the monitor
Bella: . . . Huh?
Funky: PLEASEEEEEE!
Bella: There I did it.
Funky: You liar. I know you lying to me. That's a baaaaaaaaaad habit girl mhmm.
Bella: Oh wow.
Funky: What?
Bella: Nothing
Funky: Oh there's something!
Bella: Its not important
Funky: Is so.
Bella: Nahh not really.
Funky: Tell ME!
Bella: Do you have friends?
Funky: What?
Bella: Like seriously. I don't even know you yet you're asking me to like go to Taco Bell and crap and you could live in like Japan! Go with one of your own friends you already have!
Funky: MEANIEEE!
This guy needs a therapist.
Bella: Im Sorry
Funky: Im deleting youuu!
Im so hurt!
Bella: Oh no! Oh no!
Funky: Bye meanie weenie!
This guy needs help.
Funky: (offline)
Maybe I should just delete my facebook account? Hmm . . . Nahh
R&R(: