2 in the morning

by chaoscauser

Grimmjow is gonna call Ulquiorra. Not only is he calling Ulquiorra, but he's calling him, while, I don't know and at 2 in the morning. What could possibly go wrong? Right? Rated T for 1 or 2 words. It's not really a story. Just dialogue. I DISCLAIM THEM.

ring ring ring

U: Hello?

G: Heeeeyyyyy Ulquiiioorrraaarrraarawr!

U: Grimmjow? Is that You?

G: YESH!

U: Why are you yelling?

G: RAAAWWWRR! ME BIG SCARY MONSHTERRR!

U: Would you cal-

G: !

U: Wha-

G:CAMELS HAVE FOUR HUMPS ANF TWO LEGs!

U: Well, actu-

G: WHAT!

U: I said, actua-

G: WHAT?

U:I sai-

G:WHAT?

U:I-

G:WHAT?

U, too self: Calm down Ulquiorra, calm...

G:WHAT DID YOU SAY ULQUIYYY?

U: GOD DAMMIT! I SAID CAMELS HAVE FOUR LEGS AND ONE TO TWO HUMPS! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

G: Oh! OK! Good Night! Sleep Tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! Loves YOU! *click*

U: What?

BEEP BEEP BEEP

U: Whatever.

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