Goku didn't know what it was but every time he would talk to his co-worker, Vegeta, he sounded so familiar. Like he had heard that voice somewhere before. Yet, at the time, he just couldn't put his finger on it.
"Goku! You, dolt! Pay attention." Vegeta shouted at him again.
Goku didn't mean to say it. It just somewhat slipped out. And to be frank with you, the reaction was not what he expected either.
"You sound just like my phone sex operator." Goku thought he said quietly enough not to be heard but, as per usual, he was wrong.
"I...what... that's... how'd...you!" Vegeta stuttered uncontrollably with a fierce blush that now adorned his face.
Goku, at first, thought it was because of what he just said. He didn't know it was because of what he just said was true!
"Yea." He continued, unbothered. "He has such a sweet voice. His giggles are adorable, too. You should hear him. He'll make you hard without even trying." Goku laughed slowly.
Goku, honestly, doesn't know why he told Vegeta this. I mean, it's a well known fact that Goku has an uncontrollable non-creepy thing for Vegeta. Hell, even Vegeta knows that. He just sure why he said that dumbass shit. From Goku's perspective, it was really stupid.
Vegeta just stood there, dumbfounded. It seemed almost like Vegeta was thinking about what Goku had actually said. Or taking what Goku said seriously. Then something weird happened.
"Thank...you. I guess.. I've never really been compared to a phone...sex... operator." Vegeta said with his head tilted downward.
Goku just couldn't help it. He had to. You see. It wasn't like he meant to do it. It was just this this itch, ya know. So, natural, and without using any common sense, he scratched it. Goku...he touched himself in front of Vegeta. But if he wanted to, he could've played in off as... adjusting himself. That is if he hadn't got caught.
"Are.. are you touching yourself right now? Did.. I.. Did I make you do that? Is... Is it my voice? Should I stop talking? I'm going to stop talking." Vegeta squeaked.
Yes, he squeaked. He squeaked and Goku's cock jumped.
It was then, Goku thought 'Hey! I've digged a hole this deep. Why not see if I can fill it?'"Hey, can you say maybe a phase or something, just to be sure I have the wrong person?" Goku asked sinking down where he was sitting.
He and Vegeta were in the break room. They were supposed to be putting up flyers for the new employee of the month. But they somehow got distracted.
Vegeta jerked violently at Goku's odd request. Goku thought then Vegeta would scream sexual assult. But he didn't what he did next threw Goku's brain on a one way trip vacation.
"Wh-what would you like me to say?" Vegeta asked.
Goku answered without missing a beat. "Call me Kakarot. Tell me how badly you want my cock."
"I..Okay." Vegeta replied shyly. "Ka-kakarot! Oh, please! I want it. I want your cock in my tight boy-pussy!"
It was then Goku knew for once in his miserable life, he finally said something right!
Vegeta swallowed thickly. And the bobbing of that adam's apple did things to Goku he couldn't explained. Goku knew he hit the jackpot, but he had to savor the moment. He couldn't risk saying anything stu-.
"Ha! I totally knew you were the same voice. That's fucking awesome, dude!" And just like that the moment was ruined.
"Did you want anything else?" Vegeta asked. Eagerly, no wait that's not right. But there was something in Vegeta's eyes that seemed so giddy.
Once again Goku said something stupid. "Yea. Be my personal cum-bucket."
"Okay." Or so he thought.
