Author's Note: Hello, everyone! I got the idea for this fanfiction while watching Everybody Loves Raymond; what if the Vongola were just a normal, everyday kind of family? Sounds like Tsuna would approve, yeah?

Edited: 1/21/13

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

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Chapter one: Tsunayoshi Vongola

The soft cry of a newborn baby played across the spacious hospital room. The nurse who held him smiled widely at the new mother and said to her, "It's a boy, ma'am. Congratulations!" And placed him gently in the anxiously awaiting arms.

The young woman of twenty-five looked down on her newborn son with the largest, happiest smile the world has ever know. She loved the little boy. At first glance, she was deep in love with him.

Everything about him seemed perfect. His short brown hair, so like his mother's. His large, baby blue eyes. His soft, pink, newborn skin. The way he cried quietly and then yawned, letting his eyes flutter open and close. He was beautiful.

The newborn's father stood at his young wife's side, crying loudly into a handkerchief. He would blow his nose, dab at his wet eyes, and mutter in a broken voice, "Nana, he's so... PERFECT!" And the crying would again resume.

After several of these repetitive, unmanly actions, Nana finally remind her husband, "Iemitsu, we have to name him."

"What? Oh yeah. Hmmmmmmmmm..." Twenty-eight year old Iemitsu took on an uncharacteristic look of hard thinking. "How about... Milfred?"

"Who would name their child Milfred?!"

"It was my godfather's name, as well as my middle name."

"O-oh. Well dear, he just doesn't look like a... um...'Milfred' to me."

"Yeah, now I see it... or don't see it actually. Maybe..."

"Tsuna?"

"Yoshi!" Iemitsu and Nana shouted at the same time. They gave each other funny looks.

"Yoshi? Iemitsu, that's not a proper name for a young boy!"

"Well, you wanna name our son something that sounds like tuna!"

"It does not! Tsuna's a very fine name." Iemitsu made a sulky face. "Then how about we... combine the names!"

Iemitsu said the smartest thing he could think of. "...huh?"

"There are plenty of children with combined names! Like "Tsuyoshi"? When has a day gone bye when you haven't heard the everyday name "Tsuyoshi"?"

"Today, yesterday, the day before-"

"Never! Exactly! So, why name our only son such a usual name? It's settled then! Nurse! Please bring us the birth certificate. We've decided on a name."

The nurse brought in a piece of paper for the parents to write out the name they wanted for their baby, so it later could be copyed down on the official certificate. Nana gave their son to Iemitsu and wrote in large, fancy letters,

"Tsunayoshi Vongola".

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