OC Characters:

Izami - medium length blackish bluish hair, sweat pants and Tight Shirt

Misaki - Long black hair, Short strapless white dress and Black boots

Note: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, and if I did, all of my favorite characters WOULDN'T HAVE DIED :)

Misaki, Izumi, and Deidara were talking in the Akatsuki living room. They were planning a Truth or Dare Party.

"Oh, I know!" Misaki said. "We can cast a jutsu in which all of them would teleport somewhere and put a force field around it so no one can leave or come in our room."

"I Like you're thinking, Misaki." said Izami, putting her hair into a pony tail.

"That's a good idea, but where it the money we gonna need to rent a hotel room, un?" asked Deidara.

"Deidara, we're in the Akatsuki. We can do anything we want, when we want, and if someone tries to stop us, we'll kill them." said Izumi.

"What about Pein? will he be okay with this, hm?" asked Deidara again.

"Nope! Not at all! but I know when this is all done our asses will be toast."" Misaki replied.

"OK! TIME TO ROUND UP OUR PEOPLE!" said Misaki. Putting on the apron.

"DINNERS READY~!" Misaki yelled. She instantly heard footsteps of all of the akatsuki.

Everyone was in the room in 4 seconds.

"wait, where the fuck is the food?" Said Hidan, looking around.

"NO FOOD! You all fell right right into my trap!" Misaki did some hand signs and they were all in a Huge hotel room.

In the hotel room, there were 6 rooms and 3 bathrooms, having 2 people in each. The people who sharing rooms were Hidan and Kakuzu, Zetsu and Tobi (poor Zetsu XD),

Itachi and Kisame, Misaki and Izumi, Pain and Konan, and Sasori and Deidara.

"Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck." Hidan said under his breath.

"TODAY WE ARE PLAYING...TRUTH OR DARE!" Misaki said happily.

"Oh hell no" and Kakuzu ran for the door, but was blocked by a force field.

"You bitches.." Kakuzu said getting up from being hit.

"Kukuku... Now everyone get in a circle!" Misaki ordered.

No one moved but Konan and Tobi.

"SHE SAID GET IN A DAMN CIRCLE." Izumi said in a demonic voice with red eyes and everyone moved at the speed of light trying to get a spot in the circle.

Izumi explained the rules to everyone.

"And those are the rules. If you refuse to do a Truth or Dare, you have to take a shot or take off a piece of clothing. Questions?"

Tobi raised his hand.

"wha-" Tobi got cut off (Poor Tobi XD)

"Good. lets get started." Izumi said "I'll go first." She spinned the bottle and it landed on...

PAIN!

"Truth, or DARE?' asked Izumi, putting emphasis on dare.

"Truth." Pain said a while afterwards of thinking.

"Last Monday. Spill."

Pain sighed. "I was afraid you were going to ask that."

~Le Flashback~

"PAIN STOP HUGGING EVERYONE!" Konan yelled.

"But I need to spread the wings of Joy!" Pain said. running over to hug Izumi.

Izumi: O.O''

"TOBI WATS A HUG!" Tobi ran over to Pain and they started hugging.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Izami and Deidara said at the same time.

"JINX YOU OWE ME A DRINK" Izami Said quickly.

"Damnit, un." Deidara said.

"LETS GO TOBI, LETS SPREAD THE LOVE TO THE WORLD" Pain said was Tobi and Pain were skipping out the Akatsuki hideout.

Le End~

" Well I had one way to many pills and-"

"He was high." Konan said.

Pain hissed at Konan who was now giggling, and pain hid his face in embarrassment.

Everyone were laughing their butts off but Itachi, even Kakuzu laughed.

"Wait since Pain didn't say it, He either has to take a shot or take off a piece of clothing!" yelled Kisame.

Pain took his Cloak off.

"Cloaks don't count" Misaki said.

off went Pains' shirt

Pain spinned the bottle. it landed on Misaki.

"Truth or Dare?" Pain said.

"Truth!"

"Who do you love in the Akatsuki?"

Misaki face turned Maroon red . "W-well you see I-I Like uh I l-like... I-I mean I like Everyone in the Akatsuki-"

"Just say it? the suspense is killing me!" Sasori said.

She looked at Deidara and her face grew somehow redder and she passed out.

"I'll get her, un" and Deidara grabbed her and got her some water.

"I know who she likes" Izami said.

"WHO?!" everyone was leaning in on her.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH STEP CHO ASSES AWAY FROM ME I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!" Izami yelled and everyone backed away.

"I'm not telling who she likes because when she finds out she's going to KILL me. Literally KILL me."

all the akatsuki awed as they went back to their spots.

Misaki woke up to find her head in Deidara's lap and turned bright red and passed out again.

"great." Izami Mumbled."Deidara, take her turn"

"Deidara spinned the bottle. it landed on Sasori.

"Sasori my man, Truth or dare? Deidara said.

"Dare"

"Dang it, un thought you were going to pick truth. I dare you.." Deidara looked around.

" I DARE YOU TO YANK MISAKI'S HAIR, UN!"

"Good thing I can't feel pain.' he went over to Misaki but before Sasori even touched her hair, Misaki grabbed his Arm and pulled it off and start chasing his around with a Chain Saw.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHH HELP ME" Sasori scream through the hotel Room.

"COME BACK HER YOU LITTLE SHIT" Misaki said holding up the chainsaw.

" I'll take Sasori spot" said Kisame, Spinning the bottle.

It landed on Izami.

"Truth or Dare?" asked Kisame winking at her.

"I know you dirty minded pervs so Truth."

"Is it true that you've been looking at Hidans' ass the whole time?"

"Yup. HIDAN GOT A BIG ASS BA-DONK-A-DONK." Izami said.

"FEMALE PERVERT" Hidan said scooting away from her.

"it's true Hidan has a good ass, and so does Itachi." Misaki said.

Itachi scooted over as well.

"I thought only BOYS look at girls butts, but I was wrong." said Kisame. "next thing you know, KONAN is going to start looking at boys asses."

"Well..." Konan said "I think Pain and Sasori ass look fine as hell."

everyone but the girls: O_O

"Gotta love that ass." Izami said.

Izami spinned the bottle. It landed on...

Aaaaand that's the end! This is my first EVER FanFiction I have EVER Wrote in my whole entire Life. Please Do not hate, I am not very good at writing.

please send positive reviews :P. BYE!