Inspired by the song Billionaire
Everyone has a dream and my dream is to be a billionaire. I want to get out of this dump I consider a home. I want to live in a mansion that's five stories high and has dozens of rooms! A bedroom with a huge bed to fit me and all my groupies. A bathroom with a bathtub that's the size of a Jacuzzi with jets included! Even better! A kitchen with each cupboard full of junk food!
I'd love everything! I've never had any luxuries in my life, so when I become a billionaire and have the latest electronics that you see on those cool commercials, I'll treat them like my own child! When I have a closet full of the latest trends from Paris, I'll cherish them, I'll treat them as if they're priceless, I won't roll around in dirt, I'll keep them in mint condition!
Oh how I want to be a billionaire so fucking bad…
I can just picture my name up in lights and me standing dead center on the middle of the stage looking down at the thousands of fans screaming my name and cheering for me…
I can just picture my face on a billboard promoting some lame product that thousands of people will buy just because I'm the one promoting it! I can just picture Oprah interviewing me and talking about my perfect life.
Oh everyone better prepare for when I become a billionaire because I'm going full out for it. People will be buying posters of me, buying dolls for they're kids, they'll even make lunch boxes with me on them!
When I'm rich, I'll just toss a ton of hundred dollar bills around just for the hell of it. No scratch that! I'll fill my Jacuzzi bathtub up with all my money and just swim around in it, Oh who am I kidding? I'll fill my whole swimming pool up with it.
Then when Cartman, Kyle and Stan get jealous I'll just shove it in their faces because they won't be able to make fun of me for being poor anymore…
I'll even hire a bunch of body guards, so nothing will ever kill me ever again!
Damn…when I become a billionaire life will be good…
"KINNY! Come eat your pop tarts before they get cold!"
Kenny snapped out of his dreams, "Coming mom!"
Not to mention when I'm rich I'll have steaks, lobsters and five course meals every single night…