"Listen…this is how we're gonna go about it. Once we infiltrate the military we'll know all their plans of what they're gonna do with the Alchemists, then we can finally wipe those Nationally Certified Alchemists right off the map!"

"Sir? Are you sure you're not doing this because you failed to become a Nationally Certified Alchemist?"

"NO!" cried the big hairy boss guy with an eye-patch, "No…I hate all Nationally Certified Alchemists, they're dogs of the military. We obtained our gifts by our own means, therefore we can use them for our own means and not for the military!"

"Hurrah!" cheered the crowd.

"Right" grinned the big hairy boss-man, "Who has the alchemy powers to infiltrate the military?"

"Sir Pressure! Pressure! Sir!"

Pressure looked down from his stage with his one eye and looked at a small little man with glasses and a big nose hopping up and down, "Yearh?" grumbled Pressure.

"Sir! I have the ability to switch particles from one organism to another, depending on the size and amount of particles I'm taking"

"Meaning what?" growled Pressure, angry that he didn't understand a word that the little Alchemist said.

The little alchemist sighed and pushed his glasses up to his nose, "I am Dr Talno. What I plan to do is take someone's brain particles and swap them with a member of the military's brain particles. So sir, if I take your brain and switch it with a member of the military it will be as if you switched bodies…"

Pressure looked at Talno with deep intrest, and grinned, lifting the little man up off his feet with one arm, "Three cheers for Dr Talno! Hip hip…!"

"Brother?"

(yawn) "Yeah Al?"

"How come everyone seems to be after Alchemists? Especially Nationally Certified ones? First there was Scar-san until he disappeared, and now there have been all these cases of other Alchemists being killed, but they seem to be done by other alchemists"

Ed tugged at his pillow and avoided looking at his brother, "Why does it matter? It doesn't affect you…"

"It does affect me!" said Al, standing up abruptly; his voice said as well as slightly angry, "It affects me because you are my brother…"

Ed sighed and (still avoiding turning on his side and looking his brother directly in the eye) said, "Al…you don't need to worry about me…worry about yourself…"

Al lowered his head and sighed, sitting on the edge of his own bed which he never slept in, watching his brother fall asleep and the moon rise.

"Colonel! P-l-e-a-s-e don't make me go on night shift! PLEASE!"

Roy's eye twitched slightly as Jean Havoc clutched onto his leg, crying and wailing like a baby.

"Havoc. Stop acting stupid. You've worked on many night shifts before" said Roy Mustang, trying to keep his temper down.

"Yeah but there are people out to get the military…it says so right here in this newspaper!" cried Jean, pushing the morning paper directly up Roy's nose.

"Havoc! Look!" shouted Roy, not succeeding in keeping his temper down, "It says military alchemists! They're only after Nationally certified alchemists! They're not going to bother killing you!"

"Don't worry I shall go with Havoc on night duty today!" cried Armstrong, ripping off his shirt as usual.

"Fine fine fine…" muttered Roy annoyedly, shaking Jean off his leg, "Whatever…I'm going to bed."

Pink panther breaking in music…

"Are you sure you know what you're doing Talco?" said a random henchman with Dr Talno strapped to his back.

"It's Talno, and yes of course I do…how about this room any military personnel?"

"Nope. Just an old suit of armour"

"Right…" try the next window, "Anyone?"

The random henchman grinned and nodded his head, "Yeah there's one…you think he's high enough in power?"

Talno shifted on the rope and raised his spectacles to see inside of the glass, "I can't tell, but we've got to get these brain particles in a vassal soon or they'll disintegrate."

"Do you think the boss chose a different guy instead of himself to have his particles removed because he didn't trust you…"

"Probably…" muttered Talno, "But I'll show him how trustworthy I can be…" he grinned as he climbed through the window.

Within a few minutes Dr Talno had created a large Transmutation circle around Roy's bed (yes, it is Roy in the bed, didn't you guess?).

"Right" smiled Talno, after ordering the henchman to finish drawing the circle and putting the chalk away in his pocket, he looked at his hands and smiled, "I have the particles on my hands, I just have to connect the circle and the particles will switch positions…"

Suddenly the door slammed open with a sudden 'BANG' as it hit the wall and Ed and Al stood in the doorway.

"Hey!" grinned Ed, "Did we miss our chance to beat up the Colonel!"

"Who the hell are you!" growled Talno, "How did you know we were here!"

"We are the famous Elric brothers!" said Ed, scratching his head and smiling, pointing to Al behind him, "My brother saw you clear as day climbing up the wall.

Talno and the henchman looked up at Al and gasped, "Elric brothers! You mean, The Full Metal Alchemist!"

Ed's faced turned to one of pure anger as he tried to run over to the two guys to beat them up, he would've succeeded if Al hadn't stopped him.

"Brother stop it!"

"You're too late now anyway!" grinned Talno placing his hands on the Transmutation circle

The henchman jumped up into the air and batted Al away with a pole, Al fell and released Ed's coat causing Ed to stumble and fall into the Transmutation circle.

"No! What are you doing!" cried Talno.

Suddenly the Transmutation circle glowed an eerie colour and there was a giant explosion, before finally everything turned black.

Ed yawned and opened his eyes, rubbing them, he sat up and rubbed his head, "Man…what happened last night?"

He looked around the room curiously "Eh?" he said, This isn't my room

He crawled to the edge of the bed and blinked, then rubbed his eyes then blinked again.

"S-H-I-T!" he screamed, as he saw his body lying on the floor, sprawled out.

"I'm dead!" he cried, clutching his head in a panicked manner, "I'm dead! I can't be dead! No way! I'm not dead! Al! Al? Where's Al! AL!"

(groan) "Will you pleas stop yelling Edward…" groaned Ed's body as it sat up and rubbed its head.

Ed's eyes widened, "&+&£&££& (censored swearing)"

Ed's body stood up and dusted itself off nicely, before pausing and looking at its hands and turning its head to Ed.

"Who the hell are you!" shouted Ed's body

"Me!" shouted Ed back, "I'm Edward Elric, who the hell are you!"

"I'm Colnel Roy Mustang," said Ed's body simply.

Ed blinked and looked down at himself, he wasn't wearing his usual black shirt and trousers or his read coat, he was in a nice blue military uniform, with gloves that had transmutation circles on.

"No way…" whispered Ed.

"You're me!" cried both Ed and Roy in unison.