"Merlin!"
"Now, I did wa-"
"It's everywhere!"
"Well I did warn you that this would happen."
"Yes, yes I know."
"You scoffed at me."
"I know."
"You said it was impossible."
"I know."
"And you said that it was-"
"I. Know. Argh! You're five feet away from me, how the hell did it get over here?!"
"It travels."
"It travels? On what!? Air currents?"
"Well, it is just-"
"You have a Mastery in Potions! Why haven't you brewed something for this? I just pulled some from my hair!"
"I'm used to it. Besides I've tried, and none of my experiments have worked so far. You have a Mastery as well. Why don't you try?"
"But there must be something you could do!"
"What would you have me do? Cut it?"
"No!"
"For the love of Merlin, Severus! It's just hair! You have it, I have it. I'm sorry, mine gets everywhere. I did warn you about that. I guess you just had to see it to believe it."
"Hermione, can you at least explain to me how three strands managed to weave themselves into my frock coat? We have separate armoires!"
*Sigh* "Severus…."