ZZF: This is the most weirdness I have published yet! Cyborg 009, Teen Titans, and Harry Potter are finally together in one story! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

009: Oh, shut up! It's not really funny.

002: You're just jealous because you're not a Parseltonge like me!

009 : Now why would I want to be a Parseltonge? I'M IN RAVENCLAW!

ZZF: Both of you, be quiet! Now here is the story!

009 and 003 were in a room with the door closed, kissing. Little did they know, 007 was outside the door, listening to every word they were saying, muttering, "Wait for it, wait for it,", and in his hand, he had a camera.

All of a sudden, he jumped into the room, clicking away with his camera, saying, "All right! Now I see what you two have been doing up here for so long!" This was 002's, 004's, 005's, 006's, 008's, and Doctor Gilmore's cue to come into the room, laughing their heads off.

009 turned around. He had lipstick on his face. He said, "Who? What? When? Were? Why? How?"

Then, pulling a concealed string, a black robe (or clock) was draped over his shoulders. He pulled out a wand, which was really a liquorice, and cried, "Wingardium Leviosa!"

009 looked at his magic wand/stick of liquoriceand said, "Since when were wands made out of liquorice? Oh well," He threw the price of liquorice out the open window.

Then, as if waiting for something like this to happen, Cyborg and Beast Boy both jumped for the liquorice at the same time, each yelling, "It's mine! MINE!"

Then Beast Boy looked through the window and said, "Uh,... Cyborg? I think we're in the wrong show. Sorry!" he called to the Zero-Zero team, split the liquorice in half, gave one piece to Cyborg, and they left as silently as the came.

By that time, 009 had pulled out a recorder; he looked at it curiously, played 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' on it, and throw it out the window, which landed on 001 who was in his basket next to Doctor Gilmore and Professor Kazumi playing the same game as in the third and fifth episodes. He teleported it to Starfire, who became very interested in it and went to ask Robin about her new toy.

Finally, 009 had pulled out his real wand and cried out in frustration, "Great. Now what am I suppose to do? All of the commotion made me forget what I wanted to--"

Just then, Hermione Granger came, in whispered something to 009, and left the room.

"Oh, yeah!" he exclaimed. "Sumonsorceua!"A snake appeared.

When the snake appeared, 002 said to the snake in a loud, commanding voice, "Go get me a cheese hoagie from Wawa, now!"

Then, with no means of a reason, Harry Potter appeared in the room.

"You're a Parseltonge just like me! Now I know that I, Harry Potter, am not the only one that is a descendent of Salazar Slitheren! Hahahahaha! Whoops! Sorry, wrong story! Come, Hedwig!" he said when he realized that he was in the wrong piece of fanfiction, and extended his arm for his snowy owl, Hedwig. Then he jumped on his Firebolt and tried to fly out the window, but bumped his head on the top of frame of the open window.

"Watch your head!"called 002, a little too late.

"Thanks for the warning, fellow Parseltonge!" Harry replied as he jumped out the window and back on his Firebolt and flew away into the sunset.

"He is so dreamy, isn't he?" came the voice of Hermione Granger.

THE END