I am Caesar. Maybe you have heard of me. I rule all of the west. People bow to my feet. Even the strongest of men are scared when they are around me. I sit in my throne seeking nothing but the Dam. Fuck the NCR! They have no idea what I am truly thinking. I could make ultimate peace! I just need to rule all of America! The slave labor will soon pay off. All of my work will pay off. The deaths of soldiers will all pay off. They all call me a brutal evil man. I wish I could show them that I'm not what they think I am, but this... but this was the only way. This Wasteland too harsh for us humans. There must be peace, BUT THE DAMN NCR IS OUT MY WAY!
I sent so many spies while the NCR are spying back at me. I heard now that the Hoover Dam is in NCR control. Mr. House seems like he doesn't even care about that shit. I need to kill him. I know he still alive... watching our every move even the NCR! Oh he is the real threat! He did sure help me. He gave me another chance to take the dam.
Then My soldier told me about an attack on my fort. The fort that I am in right now! He tells me to hurry up and ejaculate (that was actually an autocorrect thing but I went with it! lol)! I tell him "Is it this hard to jerk off now these days in the wastes?!" He rolls his eyes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)