Okay, this story might suck but I was watching Titanic and I'm kinda obsessed with Holes and then I was like, "I have an idea!" So, yeah, here it goes.
Chapter 1
In Sickness and In Health
December 20, 2004
"Come on! We're Americans! Let us on the ship! I have tickets!" Yelled a young girl, around 15. She had blonde hair, blue-eyes, and was short. She had red streaks through her hair. "Damn, come on!"
"You do not have an adult with you, there for you are permitted to step foot on The Titanic 2." Said the man who was leading people onto the ship.
"Excuse me? I am the mother of these children. My husband is near somewhere, perhaps on board already!" She lied.
"ID?"
She scrimmaged through her pockets then said. "Ugh, It must be in my luggage."
"Sorry, miss, but you don't seem old enough, not to mention half these children look older than you."
"Ever heard of plastic surgery? I think you need some. I'll go find my husband then."
When she turned around she felt a hand on her shoulder. "Now what, Ashley?"
Ashley turned around to the hand's owner and said, "Find a husband of course. Duh Ashley." (There are two Ashley's in this story but they will have nicknames soon so don't worry.)
"Now why didn't I think of that?" The other Ashley added sarcastically. This Ashley had short blonde hair with red streaks as well. She was a lot taller then the short Ashley. She was sixteen.
"Cause your retarded, Poptart." Brittany said this. She had brown hair a little below her shoulders and was a little shorter than "Poptart".
"I think we should shorten that to Tart." Chelsea added. She had brown hair with blonde highlights, though natural. A little taller then Ashley, the first Ashley.
"Hey Ashley!"
Both turned around.
"Grrrr! We're gonna make up nicknames and use them."
"You think them up while I look for a 'husband'."
Brittany thought. "FireCracker!"
"Huh?"
I'm going to call shorty over here Firecracker for… I dunno, just fits."
Ashley agreed after hitting Britt for calling her short.
"And Ashley you'll be Poptart, you make it up and you get stuck with it." "Poptart" shrugged and smiled remember the Art Class they all shared before they went on a school trip to Ireland and ended up being left behind so they had to wait a few weeks until their parents could wire them Titanic 2 tickets to America.
"Can't we just take a plane?" Poptart had asked. "I especially don't want to ride the sequel to a ship that sunk and millions died!"
"Try thousands." Brittany said.
"Was it even that much?" Chelsea had asked.
After that argument they started arguing over what is a pack of deer: a pack? A herd? Or something else? (And if anyone has an answer to that please tell me.)
Poptarts smile turned into a frown when she remembered they couldn't take a plane.
"And Brittany you'll be Wormy! Ya know, for the British Worm in The Labyrinth!" Chelsea yelled.
"Chelsea will be gay for saying that." Said FireCracker, whom was still searching. The ship was going to leave in ten minutes.
"I like it," Wormy added. " And Chelsea you'll be… Giggles since you laugh so much."
They all giggled at that one remembering Giggles at school.
In A Diner
"Full house boys!" Squid yelled. He was 18 year old boy with brown hair and was maybe a little taller than six foot.
The four boys shouted with happiness and dove for the Titanic 2 tickets on the table. "We're going home!" Twitch shouted. (Again you know what they look like so I don't feel like explaining.)
"Home to my chicas! Eh, ZigZag?"
ZigZag nodded.
Then the diner door burst open and walked in four girls. "Anyone have tickets to the ship that's not married?" One blurted out while a short one hit her.
Everyone pointed the four boys who were celebrating just seconds before.
FireCracker walked up to them, "Who's the oldest?"
Then three of the boys pointed to Squid. He glared at them.
"How old are you? Cause if you're under 21 you can't get on that ship."
"Damn! Are you kidding me?" Squid yelled.
She shook her head and said, "So you and I are going to pretend to be married and those boys and these girls are gonna be our kids, okay?"
"Well the ship leaves in only a few, kids." Said the guy at the desk, pointing to the clock.
Squid grabbed FireCracker's hand and flew out the door with their "kids" following behind.
They arrived to the pompous first mate again and Poptart panted, " This is our Dad, sir."
He stared at them.
"We're a married couple!" FireCracker exclaimed while grinning.
Then Squid said, " In sickness and in health."
"Fine get in," he said while glancing at their tickets.
Well I hope that wasn't too gay. Review and tell me what you think, if I should continue or redo or delete?
Thanks.