What happens when you try too hard? THIS!!! - Shinimegami
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Computer: I'm waiting for you to start a fanfiction story, Shinimegami...
Shinimegami: I know! Wait, and let me think of a plot.
Computer: Fanfiction doesn't have a plot! Esp. funny ones!
Shinimegami: I KNOW! But I can't think of a scenario... just wa-
Duo: *Walks in* Hey Shinimegami! Talking to your computer again, I see.
Computer: ...!
Shinimegami: ^_^; Yes, well... *She quickly types something on the computer, and Hilde is there, chasing Duo around the room.*
Hilde: Marry me, Duo! Marry MEEEEE!!!
Duo: AHHH! Shinimegami! Make it STOP!!!!!
Shinimegami: *Grins evilly* Okay... *Hits the back button, and then secretly types something else, Hilde Disappears, and Heero appears, pointing a gun at Duo's head.*
Heero: Omae o Korusu. *as Heero pulls the trigger, Shinimegami hits the back button, and types something else.*
Duo: You enjoy torturing me, don't you.
Shinimegami: You betcha. *Trowa appears, with that blank stare he has.*
Trowa: ............
Duo: AHHH! IT'S... TOO... QUIET!!! *screams Duo while Shinimegami listens to a discman.*
Duo: I... NEED... NOISE!! *Shouts Duo, as Shinimegami hits the back button again and types something else.*
Wufei: You are weak! The weak shouldn't fight! You shouldn't be fighting!
Duo: AHHH! *Duo runs around the room, getting chased by Wufei, then Wufei starts chasing Shinimegami AND Duo.*
Wufei: Women are weak! The weak shouldn't fight!
Duo: *Sits at the computer and types something. Wufei is duct-taped to a chair.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! *Duo tapes Wufei's mouth.*
Duo: My turn...
Shinimegami: NO! *Shinimegami screams as she is suddenly surrounded by Duos, in 'annoy' mode.*
END!
P.S. THIS is what happens when you try too hard to make up a funny fanfiction. I left Quatre out because he is too perfect. ; p I might revise this to make it longer, and funnier!