Edgwurth was sipping teaa with oldbag when Gumshue cam in "HEY BOSS U NEED TO BE DEFENSE". "Y?" syz edgey. "CUZ UR IN EUROPUE". "o poop".
Edguwurth flew over 2 Merica 2 defend ben brode. "Alrigght, whos the prosekutor?". "The saalty peooples on /r/hearthstone" gumshee says. "Allwright, i can take sum salt" edgey says wagging ihs figner.
edguwarth openened teh courtroom doors and was HIT BUY THE DEAAAAAD SEAAAAA. Evuryone was cri cause 0-3 arena and salt cuz op op shaaman. BUY MY BEARB, YOGG, TAHTS A CARD, WIZARD POKER & CONFUSING NEW PLAYERS hits edgey in da face. "Ouch dat sucks" syz edgey.
"Gt in heur you secret pally!" dey scrimed. "I bet ur mum dressed u". "It was von karmu u idits!" edgey cried "y r u acusing ben brode?!". "Cuz hes shit, look at /r/customhearthstone we make dank cardz, look at all our ogrewhach cards!".
"Those cards aree broke as wee-wee syz gumshou. "ITS NHAT A 4 MANA 7/7" says the salt. "oh babies, dey got a pointy" says udgey. Den there was an earthquack. "ermagod I'm scared!" siz edgey so gumshue was atorney.
"well pals, you can get salty all u want bu Brode is just gonna keep laughin" gumshue says "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA" laughs gant. "wow, thats gud" says udgey. Den saltnad dat streaming clown, tuck frump, pretty gud dats a card and everyone else showered up. "We all gut legend so da game shuld stay the same waay. we allso get bigger than 3 wins in arena". de salt goes Monkeypoo.
"GO FAAACE" dey scrum throwing SMOrcs eberywere. but den BRODE BUFFS BLADE FLURRY and salty was ok. "hm" says edgey "not dank enough" (kappa kappa kappa)