Chapter 1: The Beginning of it All (AKA: The Start)

There was a huge building. Many people were in the building listening to America's crazy speeches.

"Okay in order to stop Global Warming, we need to build a giant hero to block the sun and enslave the human race," said America.

"Wow, and to think that I thought the people on Total Drama were the biggest bunch of idiots I've ever met," sighed Noah. "Congratulations America, you're officially the biggest moron I've ever met. You do know that ….um, what was I going to say…. Oh yeah, SUPERHEROES AREN'T REAL DUMBASS!"

"Finally someone agrees with me. Most of these campers are a bunch of bloody idiots who don't seem to think for themselves," replied England. "Is Noah the only one who has the guts to tell that American to stop talking about superheroes?"

"Okay, here is my plan," spoke a mysterious voice. The voice appeared to be that of a young boy or at least a girl in her teens. Everyone was starting to wonder who that was or what that was.

"What are you? Who are you? What the hell's your plan?" asked Germany. He was starting to get really annoyed that the being was playing a mind trick on everyone in the building.

"Yeah, don't you show yourself!" demanded Eva. She also started getting angry and appeared to want to beat someone up if the being didn't reveal itself.

"If you guys insist," sighed the voice. The mysterious being revealed itself, much to everyone's surprise. It was a tall, teenage girl with brown hair, bangs, a long strand of hair sticking out of her head, and had dark blue eyes. She was wearing contacts, a dark blue dress, black leggings, and brown UGG boots. "Greetings everyone," the girl said. "Call me Sally. I am the person who is writing this fan fiction. I will appear in this story at least a few more times in this story. I am a huge fan of both Hetalia and Total Drama, which is why all of you guys are here."

"My, god, you look so beautiful Sally," cheered France. "Will you do it with me and marry me, hon , hon,?" Sally had no comment about the statement France made. Other than Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie, the other girls and England were grossed out by France's request.

"Let's pretend that he didn't say that,' sighed Noah. "Just tell us your plan already Sally!"

Sally replied, "okay, I sorta want to make the Total Drama and Hetalia universes collide. Ya know, I wanna see who would get along with who and all."

"That is actually an interesting idea," replied China. "I actually like your plan."

"Yeah, me too," replied Russia. He was smiling as usual and a dark purple aura was forming around him. "It would be quite the pleasure to see who would become one with me, da. You look quite pretty, Sally. Would you become one with me, da?"

"Yeah, why not," the girl said.

"Oh, Russia's got a crush on that mysterious girl!" shouted Izzy.

"Do not," replied Russia.

"Do too," Izzy replied back.

Alejandro stood up and spoke, "I'll be the tiebreaker for this. He does. He appears to like that fanfictioner a lot. Seriously, his smile was actually legit and he doesn't look as creepy while she's around us."

"Maybe I should crush your skull and force you to become one with me, da," smiled Russia as a dark purple aura was forming.

"On second thought, he probably doesn't," stuttered Alejandro.

"It's okay to reveal your crush, Russ," assured Beth.

"I don't know about that," replied Lithuania. "His sister Belarus might try to hurt that girl. Trust me, Belarus managed to break all of my fingers while I dated her."

"Which was only for three minutes," remarked Noah.

"I know already about this risk," replied Sally. "I am a huge fan of both Total Drama and Hetalia, so I know enough about you guys." As soon as Sally left, another girl with long blonde hair and an angry look on her face walked towards Russia.

"Big brother, why don't you marry me?" she asked. Russia's smile turned into a frown.

"Go away, go away, GO AWAY!" cried Russia, who was obviously not willing to marry his own sister.

"Wait a minute, she's your sister?" asked Duncan. "It that is Belarus, guess what? You deserve to marry her you vodka loving bast-." And he was interrupted by Geoff.

"Dude, that's messed up. I can totally understand why you're so afraid of her," comforted Geoff.

"Yeah, since you and your sister scare the hell out of everyone except for that Sally chic, you and Belarus are perfect for each other," mocked Duncan. He started to force Russia to kiss her but Gwen managed to slap Duncan.

"Stop trying to be an asshole, Duncan," she requested.

"Yeah, or else I will use this axe to chop your face into many pieces and make you become one with me, da" threatened Russia. His smile returned and the purple aura started forming again.

"What makes you think I'll become one with you?" asked Duncan. "I don't become one with anyone but myself you vodka psycho!"

"KolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKol!" threatened Russia. He was rather angered by Duncan's response. Everyone else, especially the Baltics, DJ, Trent, and Cody were starting to get frightened of Russia. Even Duncan was starting to get a bit nervous.

"Oh dear god!" cried Duncan as he started running as far way from Russia as possible.

"This is why the Baltics always follow Russia's orders," Poland whispered to Noah.

"Yeah, I don't really want to piss him off now that we know he is seriously insane," Noah replied back, making sure Russia didn't hear him. Sally returned to the conference room.

"Let's just all go home!" she suggested. "From now on, let's all do awesome stuff together. Ya know, since this is a damn cross over, you guys will be integrating and will form friendships and rivalries. Tomorrow, let's all meet again. I have an awesome surprise for us all." She smiled and left.