Harpie: Yo. We're here on the set of the newest and greatest film ever! Yep you guessed it. Inuyasha: The musical.
Ryter: (Looking morbidly depressed.) This is crap and you know it. (sigh) Because I've watched way too much Highschool musical, and because part of my brain is nagging me to do it. (glares at Harpie.) I have succumbed to my boredom which means.
Harpie: We're singing. Don't give me those looks, it's actually better than it sounds.
Inuyasha: Yeah right. I'm not singing. There is no way in hell that I would ever do something like that.
Sesshomaru: For once I agree with my baby brother. You have no means of making this Sesshomaru Sing.
Ryter: (Rubbing head.) I'll give you a box of Scooby snacks each.
Sess and Inu: Done.
Ryter: And for the record. I don't own Inuyasha. (muttering.) Wish I had nothing to do with this story, but as an author my pride won't let me give up ownership of even a story I feel shaky about. (putting on party hat.) I'm gonna have a pity party. Who's with me! (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Naraku raise their hands and follow her.)
Harpie: Ooookkkaaayy. Now that that's over and done with. Let's get this picture rolling. Lights! Camera! And ACTION!
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Kagome sat on a cafeteria table. She had only come back to her time for a few days, but she was already starting to get annoyed. Her friends hadn't stopped asking questions about her kidney stone.
'Really gramps, you can't think of something better? Well, at least I finally get to spend time with my friends.'
She smiled as one of the four girls around her pulled out a radio, and turned up the volume full blast.
"KAGOME! It's that cool new song! You know the one that Ryterharpie inc doesn't own. You know the Lip Gloss song by Lil Mama. (A/N: Yep. Creative disclaimers.) Come on! You gotta do that thing with us!"
"Yeah Kagome. Come on. You know you want to."
Kagome smiled and nodded her head. She stood up from the table and stood in front of her friends as the song started. She started, her pose snapping their fingers behind her.
"Yeah it's poppin, it's poppin, it's poppin, it's poppin.
I gotta ask 'em, 'cause if i don't
It's poppin, it's poppin, it's poppin, it's poppin"
The other girls started to sing in the chourus as Kagome stepped behind them.
"What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know?"
They parted in a line as Kagome walked forward snapping, as she sang the next part.
"They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be popping
I'm standing at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping"
More girls joined in the chours, forming a semi-circle around Kagome as the song went on.
"What you
What you
What you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know?"
Kagome fanned herself with both hands and gave each girl a fake wide eyed look.
"They say my lip gloss is popping
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jocking
They chase me after school"
She turned around and started back through the crowd that parted as she walked by.
"When it's time for lunch
My lips still rock
Lil mama 'gome with the hot pink top
Cherry, vanilla,
Flavors is a virtual they
Loving, lip gloss universal"
Her small entourage follwed her closely through the large crowd, making fake shocked faces when she blew kisses at a group of boys. She brought a hand to her chest when some of the girls not in her group glared at her. Her friends just flipped their hair at them, as Kagome kept walking.
"The boys really like it the girls don't speak
They rolling they eyes
They lip gloss cheap
It ain't my fault
But I upgrade ya
Show you how to use nice things with nice flavors"
She made her way back to the table, and took her seat on top of it, crossing her leg as her friends sat on the seat lower than her leaning in to hear.
"sittin' in 8th period
Thought I was in trouble
Dean called me on the loudspeaker on the double
I stepped in her office like
"Yes Ms. McClarkson?"
"She like girl ran out of my lip gloss and
Write down where you get yours from
'Cause I must admit
That bubblegum
Is popping, is popping
Is popping she ain't fronting
And uh"
Her friends started to sway as they started to sing the next part with her.
"I be loving it
I be I be loving it and uh
I be using it I be I be using it and uh
I be rubbing it I be I be rubbing it on my lips
My lips my lip gloss"
As they finished this part they ran a finger over their lips and popped. Then without warning they broke into a fit of giggles. A teacher came over to the table and gave them a cold glare.
"Alright ladies, break it up. It's time for you all to go back to class."
Fighting back another burst of giggling, they quickly gathered their things and started to leave, but was stopped on the way by Hojo who was leaning against the wall waiting. He stopped Kagome and waved her over.
"Wow. That was great. You were great. I..I was wondering if maybe you wouldn't mind going on a date with me this Thurday?"
Kagome's eyes widened for a moment as she thought about this. She wasn't sure why she shouldn't. After all, it wasn't as if Inuyasha was going to confess his eternal love for her anytime soon. She nodded furiously.
"Yes. I'd love to Hojo."
"Great. Great. Oh, and here. This is for your hemrroids."
He handed her a beautifully wrapped gift and then waved as she watched him, with her eyebrow twitching slightly.
'Note to self. Sew gramps mouth shut.'
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Inuyasha stared up at the passing blue sky. He was getting a bit annoyed with how perfect the day was, and how little they were doing.
'Damn! Come on Kagome, get your ass back here.'
He frowned and closed his eyes cursing the wench to hell and back. Suddenly something fluffy dropped onto his chest, and the annoying voice of a kitsune filled his ears.
"Inuyasha, why do you always get so depressed when Kagome leaves? Is it because you miss the company of a warm and beautiful girl?"
Inuyasha sat bolt upright knocking Shippo off of him. The little foxling sat up and folded his arms looking away from Inuyasha's stunned expression as he tried to stop stammering and make coherent sentences.
"That's what Miroku always says when he's depressed like this."
Inuyasha growled and popped him over the head. Shippo whimpered and rubbed his growing welt.
"You know. You should be nicer to me Inuyasha. One day, I'm gonna be a great demon lord and you're gonna have to bow to me."
Inuyasha 'pfft'ed and just crossed his arms.
"Yeah right. What makes you think you're gonna be anything, but a little weakling?"
Shippo stood up and started to wipe away his tears.
"I'm gonna be a mighty lord, so enemies beware."
Inuyasha grunted and rolled his eyes in irritation.
"Well I've never seen a 'mighty king' who runs from a single glare."
Shippo stuck his nose into the air and wagged his tail as he walked away with pride.
"I'm gonna be the main event, like no king was before.
I'm brushing up on looking down. I'm working on my roar"
He turned around and growled menacingly at Inuyasha, who picked him up by his tail.
"Thus far a quite uninspiring thing."
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"
Shippo swung at him and scratched his nose so that Inuyasha dropped him. He growled and chased after him. Shippo hid in the bushes quickly. He popped up from his hiding spot for a quick moment ducking down when Inuyasha jumped at him.
"No one saying do this.
No one saying be here."
The angry hanyou pounced in the other direction still missing the little demon.
"No one saying stop that."
Inuyasha growled and pulled back the bushes to find that Shippo was gone. The fox demon sat on the branch above his head laughing and gathering nuts.
"No one saying see here.
Free to run around all day!
Free to do it all my way!"
Inuyasha jumped up onto the branch that Shippo had been sitting on, barely missing him.
"I think it's time that you learned I can do more than bark."
Shippo stuck out his tounge.
"Lords don't need advice from simple Hanyou for a start."
He growled and swiped his claws at the kit.
"If you think I'll let you get away
Then you should know I won't.
So if you're making future plans
I suggest you don't."
As soon as he made his way up to the top branch trapping Shippo, the little fox jumped to the next tree.
"I'm starting to get really bored."
Shippo flung his acorn on the ground, and they started to sing thanks to his Fox magic.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be a lord."
The little acorns danced in a circle around the tree trunk.
"Let every creature go for broke and sing.
Let's hear it in the heard and on the wing.
It's sure to be king Shippo's finest fling"
"Oh I just can't wait to be King!"
Inuyasha jumped across to the tree cornering Shippo on a small brance. Shippo backed away from him until his back was against the bark.
"Oh I just can't waaaaiiiiitttttt..."
Suddenly there was a loud snapping sound, and Shippo and Inuyasha exchanged a look and stood silent for a few moments. Finally the branch cracked, sending Inuyasha falling to the ground. Shippo used his tail to grab on to the branch above him and watched as Inuyasha hit ever branch on his way down, before landing with a thud on the ground.
"To be king."
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Inuyasha sat glaring at Shippo who was snuggled next to Sango as he stuffed his face with more food.
'Stupid little brat. Always causing trouble. Should just skin him and turn him into a fox dumpling.'
He growled and grumbled the entire time as he stuffed his own maw with fish and rice. Finally he stood up and headed for the door.
"Kagome has to be ready by now. I'm going to get her."
No one tried to stop him as he huffed and puffed to the well. He jumped through and came up to her era. He jumped up to the tree next to her house, and then up to her window. He sat on the ledge, but nearly fell off when he saw what was going on inside. She was huddled up on her bed with some boy. Inuyasha felt part of himself die as he dropped from the window and headed back to the well to think about what in the hell he had just seen.
Ryter: Okay. Cut, that's a wrap for now people.
Inuyasha: (sighing) Finally. What the crap was that!
Harpie: That was I just can't wait to be king, from the lion king owned by Disney and not us.
Ryter: Smooth disclaimer. Okay people this is pretty much how it's going to go. I'm not too proud at this moment.
Harpie: Dude. Aren't you supposed to be the peppy happy one in our duo?
Ryter: Yeah, but musicals scare me. (Inuyasha raises his eyebrow at her as she shivers and goes into a corner.)
Harpie: Um...bad Cats incident.
Ryter: Those eyes. Those unforgiving eyes. So full of hatred and the glimmer of failure.
Harpie: Okay. Our director has some problems. Anyway, review the story and if you want to suggest a song PM us and we may fit it in. But only if we think it can be used in the plot.
Ryter: There's a plot?
Harpie: Yeah. Okay. Bye for now!