His hard, slippery cock slipped in and out of him so fast he couldn't think straight. Not that he was straight. Gay joke. He leaned over and whispered to the other.
"John, you miserable son, can't even get it up." Ew. Wait a minute. Typo.
" Jake," whispered Dirk, his breaths coming and going like the pants of a marathon runner, " Bend over." Then out of nowhere the lactation on Dirk's nippled happened. I don't know how, I don't know why, but they were some fine good looking titty sprinkles. They spewed out all over Jake it was a rainbow of sprinkles. Mmmm, I'd love me some of them titty sprinkle. Now, back to this story. Mm-mm. But I sure do like me some titty sprinkles. Anyway, Jake freaked out over Dirk lactating on him, and booked it for the door. He tripped over Lil Cal, who then proceeded to stick his tiny puppet hand in places it shouldn't have been. How a lifeless puppet could do that beats me. Get it, sex joke. Haha, titty sprinkles, man. Jake freaked out as Lil Cal began giggling in that creepy ass way of his. Dirk ran after Jake, bare as I am right now, and rushed to apologize, " Jake, bro," He said, " Don't freak. That's just how I cum. It's normal, bro." Whoa, talk about some freaky shit. Jake just sat there all freaked out and shit. I ain't never seen anyway that lactacts through the boobies, but damn, that's be nice to watch. Mmmm, maybe I should get back narrating instead of rubbing my muscles against this donut. Mmmmm, doughnuts. I love the ones with the jelly in the middle. It's nice and soft against my- nevermind. Back to JakeDirk. Jake gave Dirk the strangest expression, then pulled Lil Cal's hand out of his rear. " Dirk," He said in that adorable accent of his, " I thought I was the only one.." Dirk removed his point shades.
"What do you mean?" He said.
"There is a picture of another man on your desk." Jake went to hugging himself.
"That-That is just- Umm..."
"It's Morgan Freeman!" He yelled- Well shit, I guess I should go. Wait hell no! That was a one night stand! Fuck this shit, I'm outta here!
*walks away muttering:* This is bullshit..
THE END.
Titty sprinkles ;)