Summary: A beach, Zero in shorts, Headmaster is on crack, and Yuki and Kaname are far, FAR away from each other. ^^
Disclaimer: Well… no, no I do not own Vampire Knight.
A/N: Wow, I really should not be writing this. I have so many other chapters to finish…T.T but I can get it out of my head. Moreover, I really wanted to write this. Any way I got this idea from reading the Extra vacation story, it made me want to write my own.
Warning: Uh, well this chapter contains crack and varies with its yaoi moments. Yes, there is yaoi. Please if you do not like the yaoi's then do not read this. Appreciate it!
Chapter 1: Paradise
"Awwwwwwww, wow it's so beautiful! "The girl's soft voice smoothed over the roving hills of sand.
Her large amber orbs drank in the scene before her, the salt and butter sandy hills, the clear pale blue sky reflecting off the beach as the tiny golden grains glittered in the sun's ambiance. Sounds of the soothing white crest waves swayed back and forth off the shoreline as the sheer cerulean ocean pooled in cool ripples.
The lass giggled her cheeks a perfect shade of pink, her petite posture twirled in her tan khaki's and bright blue-strapped bathing suite. She strolled across the empty coast her plastic beach bag padding against her hip. Behind the young girl was her entourage. Pacing to her side giddy with joy was her father, Headmaster Cross; his outfit usual fit for his odd style.
His slender frame decked out in gray swim trunks and a bright lavender and gold Hawaiian tee. His face hidden by large gaudy neon pink plastic sunglasses and sun visor, the brim of his nose covered in sunscreen. His gallop was fast filled with large pirouettes around his smiling lady.
"Oh, Yuki this is a wonderful day! I am soooo glad you decided to come to the beach! "The pitch was almost of girlish proportions, his sandaled feet light on the warm sand.
Yuki smiled her necklace tinkling with the sun's reflection. Tilting her head to the side, she spied the other two of the party. They lagged far behind both of which carrying a load. Yuki gave a small wave to the figures behind, a large sweat drop forming over her brow, both glaring at the elder Cross.
The taller of the two calmly strolled his presences completely out of the ordinary. Out of his usual trim, dark, and fancy apparel Kaname stood in a different apparatus, the youth fidgeted under the odd clothes his gaze stuck to the back of Yuki's head. Only she could convince him to act and dress like this. A thin hooded pale green top hung loose to his frame the zipper low enough to expose the panting vampire's collarbone. His hips swayed to the odd loose fabric attached to his frame, chocolate khaki Capri's. The shoes were just irritating.
"Utter nonsense…why…? " Kaname glared down at the evil toe ringed sandals.
Bowing his shoulders slightly the willowy brunette regained his grip on the three ton packed cooler, his bare calves filtering the hot sun's embrace. A mental key of mock swirled around the silky vampire's features; he would never hear the end of his.
The heavy atmosphere chocked the moisture from his throat as tiny bubbles of sweat slipped down his spine dampening his wavy strands of ebony. Kaname quietly sighed his gaze drifted to the bright sea; he had not been in the sun in weeks. A weekend alone would have sufficed but the lovely creature had drawn him in.
Continuing his pace, Kaname's curved maple-cherry globes veered off course, his stare landing on his exhausted rival and cohort. His short ashen strands began to stick to the back of his neck as he waddled with the weight of the umbrella and blanket of sorts. His pale lavender eyes stayed low to his thronged sandal feet his bare knees shuffling quietly. The puffing teen bit his lower lip the heat drenching him with a moist sweat. The pale pearl t-shirt he wore stuck to his jutting frame, his black shorts low on his hips.
Zero sucked in a breath, his glare switched to and fro. The heat, the dry unbearable environment, and the bright unforgiving light it all lulled him to frustration. Could they not have just stayed in the air-conditioned cabin? The shades were thick and the sheets were cool…much better than this physical hell. However, Yuki begged him to come…said it would be fun. Not anything with heat, Headmaster or him would be fun.
Ignoring the temperature, Zero focused on the curve of Yuki's back, her head spinning with delight. At least it was for her. Zero sighed his gaze some how landing on his so called "rival".
The pale haired boy swallowed hard, coming aware that the brunette vampire had been staring at him. Zero shifted uncomfortably under the brunette's gaze and the sun's rays.
Kaname jerked his head to the side, casually roaming his eyes over Zero's posture. Zero frowned, glaring at the somewhat other gawking teenager. Tittering to the side Zero bumped the other vampire, his hips barely brushing Kaname's arm.
Coming from his sort of trance, Kaname bumped Zero back, his elbow jabbing into the side of Zero's stomach. Zero growled softly his pale violet orbs lowering to the gritty sand. Kaname shuffled his weight, baring his fangs slightly.
Yuki oblivious to the actions taking place behind her walked on, freezing in the middle of the sunny beach.
"This is perfect!" the petite brunette gasped with excitement, clasping her hands together in accomplishment. The spot she had picked sat smack dab in the middle of the sun's extreme warm smile.
Yuki giggled, twirling around to face her father, and the two grumbling vampires. Father Cross grinned wildly, his thin frame danced with joy
"Lovely spot, my dear daughter!" his cheeks rosy, filled with plumb cherub restlessness.
The dainty brunette rolled her eyes, tilting her head to the side, giving a half smile to her ashen haired friend. Zero, catching the girl's eye lowered his head shrugging his shoulders.
"Well…how 'bout we set up our small abode?" father Cross chimed, skipping towards Kaname. The slender brunette youth glared from under his bangs, dropping the beach supplies to the ground.
The boys dark stare ground against Cross' joy, causing him to quickly move behind the petite brunette, his voice pitch exceeding his manly traits.
"Yuki…you help Kaname with the icebox, I'll assist Zero." The long haired administrator cautiously moved across the sand, smiling cheerfully at the pouting teen.
Zero mentally sighed, the soft features of his mouth clenched, sweat sticking to his brow. Dropping the heavy bag to the grainy ground, Zero quickly popped the pale blue umbrella free, planting it deeply into the mouth of the fiery sands.
Spreading out the blanket, Zero quickly crawled underneath the cool shade of the umbrella, his fists clenched atop his knees. Headmaster sighed, heading away from the two boys and near the edge of the water.
Yuki smiled sweetly at Kaname, watching him as he set the ice chest next to the fuming Zero. All she wanted was a peaceful afternoon with her friends…unfortunately one was a moody, easily irritated half-breed, the other a well-mannered, aristocratic prince of the night. What a way to enjoy the day.
The small girl, exhaled gently before tromping after her father, at least she could enjoy herself.
Growling softly, Zero completely disregarding the figure moving next to him on the blanket, the soft white hairs of his neck pricked up to the cold hand on his knee. Tearing his eyes from the ground, Zero jerked, his head snapping in the direction of the other.
Eyeing his leg, Zero frowned at the tiny icy pre-packed juice resting on his limb. A discouraged, thought crossed Zero. He swore fingers, a clammy palm hand brushed up and against his leg.
Kaname slightly chuckled, those curved orbs glued to Zero's frame.
"Now, now…don't get so upset…it's only a little juice." His tone was hiding something, something that sent goose bumps up his arms and legs; regardless of the scorching heat.
Zero shook his head violently; the sun was making him delirious….confused. Shifting slightly, the light-haired teen moved several inches from the other, Zero's comfort level reaching its peek.
"I don't bite Kiryu…" another chuckle. Zero was seriously getting aggregated.
Turing slightly, Zero opened his mouth the edges of his tiny fangs brushing his lips slightly.
"Back off Kuran…" Zero's tone was off, the harsh whisper coming off less like a threat and more of an invite.
Kaname leaned over, his fingers brushing the silver ring attached to Zero's lobe. The shorter youth flinched, his eyes widened, like a deer caught in the head lights.
"Make me…" Settling back in his place, Kaname sat staring off at the headmaster and Yuki splashing back and forth.
The usually steady rhythm of Zero's heart flipped, his chest slightly heaving his hands shaking. Biting down onto his lips harshly, Zero laid down, rolling to his side facing away from the awkward situation.
Closing his eyes, Zero attempted to ignore the heat, block out the noise and forget what had just happened. A dark hand reached out, combing over his senses and lulling him to the land of slumber. Before he had a chance to argue, the slender vampire had fallen asleep, the thick atmospheres, sweat, and touch disappeared.
A/N: Yup, that sucked…sorry. Review if you enjoy...If not well okay. More to come if I receive reviews…sorry if it seems like I just hacked and chopped the ending off….I need to post this before I get distracted again...Rambling sorry.