A Muggle

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot and my OC. I'm extremely thankful that I'm not JKR, since that would mean I had written HBP and DH, and if I had written them, I would be very, very ashamed.

Warning: Book seven spoilers!

Summary: A young muggle meets Hermione at a park. She finds out the truth about the couples in DH.

Completely unbeta-ed, as usual. This is much happier than All I'll Ever Be, but not as funny as Chocolate vs. Pumpkin Pie. Overall, I like this story. :-)

All rambling, awful sentences are intentional.

Please R&R!

Elizabeth Nicole Parker (Lizzy, to her friends) was extremely and utterly bored. She had been at the park for two hours, thirty-seven minutes, and twenty-five - no, twenty-six - seconds, and she was about to go insane.

She temporarily tried to subdue her boredom by pulling out a book from her bag, which lay at her feet. She looked at the title: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Ugh!" Lizzy threw down the book. She had already read it, and had completely and utterly hated it. There had, admittedly, been some good parts, but the "romance" had disgusted her. Even at twelve years of age, she knew that the relationships in this book were awful.

"Are you alright?" asked a voice in front of her. Lizzy's head shot up and her eyes opened wide. The woman had brown, bushy hair, brown eyes, and a kind look in her eyes.

"Y-You look l-like…" Lizzy stuttered, glancing between the book, now laying face down in the dirt, and the woman.

"Hermione Granger?" the woman suggested, a smile on her face.

"Yeah," Lizzy said. "Um, are you?" She knew it was a ridiculous question, but she had to ask it.

"Nope."

"Oh." Lizzy looked at the ground.

"I'm Hermione Granger-Potter."

Lizzy's eyes widened in shock and her mouth fell open.

"Granger-Potter? But, the book said you married Ron!"

"The seventh book? That's the only one I haven't read yet…" said Hermione, a thoughtful look on her face.

"Yeah, an-" Lizzy stopped partway through "and" as a tall man with black hair and green eyes walked over and gave Hermione a kiss on the cheek.

"Hi, I'm Harry," he said, offering his hand.

"I know," Lizzy stated simply.

"Oh," Harry said, looking a little uncomfortable.

"You were with Ginny," Lizzy said, somewhat cryptically.

"Oh?" Harry looked confused.

"The seventh book," Hermione said, turning to Harry. "Apparently I married Ron and you married Ginny."

"And had kids with them!" Lizzy exclaimed.

"Really?" Harry asked.

"Yes! Your kids were Lily and James and Albus Severus, and Hermione's were Rose and Hugo, and I thought all of those were strange names, I mean, you couldn't name your kids those names, Harry, since you'd be sad every time you looked at them, and you wouldn't want that," Lizzy rambled.

"Nope, we wouldn't want that," Harry said, smiling. "So, where can we find this book?"

"Right there," Lizzy responded, pointing at her copy on the ground. "I don't want it anymore. The only good part was when Kreacher hit Dung over the head, and when George made those ear jokes, and when Hermione called you tasty, and when you two were in the graveyard. Other than that, it was awful. Actually, the Lily/Snape stuff was okay, too. But too sad for me," Lizzy finished.

"Well, thank you," Hermione said, smiling at Lizzy. "What was your name?"

"Lizzy."

"Well, Lizzy, we'll be back here next week. Will you?"

Lizzy nodded.

"Maybe then we can talk about the book. Would you like that?"

Lizzy nodded frantically.

"Okay," Hermione said, smiling.

"Wait!" Lizzy half-yelled.

"Yes?"

"Do you two have kids?"

"Yes, we have three children. They'll be here next week, if you'd like to meet them. One's about your age."

"Yes!" Lizzy completely yelled this time.

"See you next Thursday, Lizzy," called Harry, as he and Hermione walked away.

"See you!"

Lizzy decided that she really loved the park.

Please R&R! I think there will be a second chapter, in which Lizzy will meet H/Hr's kids and find out what happened to all of our other favorite characters from HP.

Please tell me in a review whether you think it should be Draco/Ginny or Neville/Ginny...I like both, and I can't decide!