Ten ways to annoy Rick Stetler

Disclaimer: Just to be clear I OWN NOTHING!! If I did I would've made sure of kill off Stetler and have Eric and Calleigh together by now.

10. Get promoted to lieutenant instead of him. (Horatio did that)

9. Use protocol against him. (Wish someone could think of a way that works)

8. Out do him in basically everything. (Horatio does that)

7. Switch his shampoo to dye his hair pink. (How funny would that be?)

6. Draw on your face with brown marker to copy his mole look. (As if anyone would want to)

5. Prove him wrong. (Horatio, Calleigh and Eric do that)

4. Call him "Stinkin' Stetler". (A nickname I made up for him)

3. Point out that everybody hates HIM, not just IAB. (Everyone thinks it)

2. Be, loyal to Horatio Caine. (Eric Calleigh and Ryan do that)

1. Openly defy his "don't date your co-worker policy." (We all know Calleigh and Eric should.)

Just something I thought of when I was bored and I give credit where credit is due to who wrote 10 ways to annoy Horatio Caine for giving me the idea. Please review particularly if you hate Stetler as much as I do. It would be much appreciated if someone could tell me who that is I can't find the story or the author anywhere.