First and Last
Why does all this weird cra… stuff happen to me? It's not a bad thing, but it's weird. I guess I'm pretty bizarre too though… It's a creepy world. Oh! Yeah, so this weird thing happened to me, to explain why I'm here. Well me and Gaara were coming home, right, and we'd been at Naruto's house getting our butts kicked at ramen-eating contests (speaking of weird, that kid is a serious head case), but anyways we were walking down the back alleys to our hotel. Gaara just likes avoiding the main streets (another head case) and he's humming this little made up improv song like he does when he's happy. He's happy a lot these days, come to think about it… Anyways, we were walking along and then just as we get to the corner, someone runs around with their head down, right into me. Normally, if someone was stupid enough to do that, I'd give them a good smack and then a good scare. I just hate people sometimes, especially people who go charging around not looking where they're going, but this was different. I don't know why, but I just said,
"Hey, watch it," And she looked up.., Maybe it's because she has dark hair, I have a thing for people with dark hair, I mean look at my family: blonds and a redhead (dad wasn't even a dark brown) and then me. I have some weirdo bond with them. And her hair is like dark, dark, like black even. It's pretty. Gaara's just looking at me wondering what the hell I'm doing and I say to her, "Hey, you all right?" because she's upset. She's sobbing with those big pearly eyes, then my shirt's getting wet and I'm, and I can't believe it, patting her back and trying to comfort her while Gaara gives me the "brother, brother, brother, you softy" look and just starts walking. Now she's hiccupping and she's kind of calmed down, so I just kind of picked her up sort of and chased after Gaara and it's five minutes later in the hotel room all of a sudden, and I'm laying her down in my bed and I don't know where Gaara is, but suddenly it hits me how weird this is and she is Naruto's girlfriend, right, and, "Hey, what's wrong?" but she doesn't answer so I kind of decided she was asleep. I was nervous, I don't know why, so I was going to leave until she says,
"Thank you, Kankuro nii-chan" and I'm like 'nii-chan?' And then I turn around and she… kissed me. Like on the lips and everything. And that's why I'm sitting in the hallway like this, and that was my first kiss, Baki sensei, so forgive me, but I don't really feel like talking to you right now or anyone else really either. It's just weird. Because it was probably my last too.